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  • Whats On

    Spring 2025

    Image: Harry Elletson

    See award-winning theatre, comedy and clown for under £20!

    Fancy something from the comfort of your own home? Our digital version of the sell-out Why A Black Woman Will Never Be Prime Minister, is available to stream until 13th March! 

    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Lorna leans over a green sofa and Jonathan is kneeling, leaning against it

    Lorna Rose Treen and Jonathan Oldfield: Make Non-Sense

    Fri 25th and Sat 26th April 7:30pm
    Lorna Rose Treen and Jonathan Oldfield: Make Non-sense. A Work-in-Progress Double Bill from the Dave Best Joke of the Fringe Winner 2023 and the BBC New Comedy Finalist 2024.
    Shoulders up portrait of drag king: 'Dad'. Dad wears a grey t-shirt and a bright blue gilet, he is holding a thin hammer lovingly in his hands. Dad looks dreamily off camera, he has short dark hair and painted on facial hair. Light blue background.
    Bertie Hodd presents

    Bertie Hodd: Dad Jokes

    Mon 29th April - Saturday 3rd May 7:15pm
    Chuck the gender binary aside and join award-winning drag-king Dad on a queer reparenting extravaganza. Dad Jokes is a coming-of-middle-age story about one regular dad's attempt to understand his child.
    A girl with long blonde hair is looking at the camera. Her head is covered with a white veil. She has one painted black tear on her cheek. She is wearing a white t-shirt. The background of the picture is yellow.

    Sad Bride

    Wed 30 April and Thurs 1st May 9pm
    A new dark solo comedy exploring compulsory heterosexuality, the industrial wedding complex and what happens when you meet 'the one' but you're still the troll under the bridge.
    a cabaret and storytelling show presented by the Harem of No one

    Dolmuş Mini Bus

    Fri 2nd May at 9pm
    The Harem of no One presents a risk taking cabaret blending storytelling and popular music from SWANA.
    Sara, an Iranian women with light olive skin is dressed in a dark blue Iranian girls school uniform (blazer, trousers & headscarf). She smiles like a cheshire cat, dancing, with her arms out to her side. Behind is a bright yellow costume on a rail.
    Seemia Theatre presents

    Saria Callas

    Tues 6th - Saturday 17th May (not 12th) 7:15pm
    Saria Callas is a new multimedia play about aspiring to be a singer while growing up in a place where it is forbidden for women to sing.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A drag performer on a stage wearing a ginger wig, in a pink and leopard print outfit. She is singing into a microphone with her arms raised. There is a velvet and a golden foil curtain in the background.
    Nawel presents

    Walk a Mile in These Mary Janes

    Tues 13th May 9pm
    An evening of songs, drag and coquette-core
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Two blue vertical stripes covered by a wobbly bubble, a pear and wrapped in a green bikini

    Like a Rat (WIP)

    Wed 14th and Thurs 15th May 9:00pm
    Queer musical about wild swimming and bodily autonomy. A cautionary tale about the slipperiness of freedom.