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  • Whats On

    Solo Performance

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    An image of a brown Dad wearing a yellow jumper and orange hat with his son wearing an orange coat sat together on a tree branch looking up at the starts. There is a blue background and white text saying
    Astraea Theatre presents

    Rajiv's Starry Feelings

    Tues 7 - Thurs 9 April at 10am, 1pm and 3pm (no 10am show on the 7th)
    Rajiv's Starry Feeling's is a sparkly storytelling experience that explores those complex emotions we feel but cannot always name. Ages 2+. Based on the picture book by Niall Moorjani.
    An man with orange hair, a scraggly beard, a bandage around his head and a food delivery backpack makes a distorted face toward the camera.
    Donna Oblongata presents

    The Van Gogh Shogh

    Wed 8 and Thurs 9 April at 9pm
    Welcome to the true "Van Gogh Immersive Experience": One part Paint and Sip, one part karaoke night and one part Sotheby's with the greatest painter to ever live.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    An image of Aarian on stage holding a microphone.  He is a clean shaven Middle Eastern man with thick black hair.
    Aarian Mehrabani presents

    How's Your Head? (WIP)

    Tues 14 April at 9pm
    Critically acclaimed, multi award-winning Writer and Comedian Aarian Mehrabani, co-writer and actor of the 2023 smash hit play “It’s a MotherF**king Pleasure”, brings his debut hour of stand up to life.
    A Brown Deaf Man, stocky build wearing a black top, sleeves up. With black hair fluffed to one side, black moustache on its own, eyes wide open as he look like he's asking a question to the audience with both hands on the chest as a BSL for 'patience'
    Nadeem Islam presents

    Nadeem Islam: An hour of stand up

    Weds 15 April at 9pm and Tues 5 May at 7pm
    A cool dude but yet not so cool headed, Nadeem Islam talking about how f**ked up the world is at the moment, nothing new right?
    Harem of No One presents

    Oh My Holy Hole

    Sat 18 April at 9pm
    Oh My Holy Hole! Get ready for a 30-minute Theatre performance of Palestinian queer resistance - told through comedy, storytelling, poetry, and songs.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Man with sunglasses looking serious. Background of an explosion, red pills flying everywhere, a shark and a lion in mid air either side of him mid-fight. APEX Podcast on a red sign above him.
    Theo Burns presents

    Apex (WIP)

    Tues 21 April at 7:15pm
    How are we meant to act as young men today? A darkly comedic exploration of masculinity, digital delusion and the fragile egos hiding behind alpha male influencing.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A short, white masculine presenting person with short brown hair stands in the light of a street light wearing a white vest and blue jeans spattered with blood. They are holding an axe with blood on the blade and staring vacantly in to the camera.
    Ros Watt presents

    Trans People Are Awful (WIP)

    Tues 21st April 9pm and Tues 5th May at 9pm
    Transitioning’s hard, finding the right parts is harder. In a garage in North-East Scotland, a young trans guy invites you to witness his genius in hunting cis-men for body parts.
    Image depicts actor Joe Mallalieu in the role of Danny in RUM, sat alongside his dog, whilst renovating a house

    RUM

    Wed 22 - 25 Apr at 7.15pm (with 3pm matinee on Sat)
    Plasterer Danny has been up all night. Now he's got to give the speech of his life. RUM is a funny and powerful play wrestling with masculinity, mental health and addiction.
    Man in a squat
    Bobak Champion presents

    I'm Muslamic Don't Panik

    Wed 29 April - Sat 2 May at 7pm (3pm Sat matinee)
    Story telling meets dance, live music meets clowning. An intimate spectacle of identity, where being British, Iranian, and a Hip-Hop head collide.
    The image shows Roshi, a female identifying performer from the neck up in the middle of the screen. The backdrop shows red, white & green animated projections of a male figure & a single faceless drawing of herself with her hair covered.
    Roshi Nasehi presents

    Ramalama Remix

    Wed 29 April - Fri 1 May at 9pm
    An exciting re-boot of Roshi Nasehi's innovative solo multimedia theatre piece, Ramalama Ding Dong, inspired by real-life experiences of funny, surreal and intimidating racism.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Arden, a light skinned person with blonde hair, is being offered a communion wafer. They are wearing a red hat, and red lipstick, and the background is red. Their mouth is open, ready to accept the wafer. There's an odd sexy sensuality to the image.
    Arden Fitzroy presents

    CVNTCLAVE (WIP - Ed Fringe Preview)

    Weds 6 May at 9pm
    A one-Cardinal-show exploring power, faith, hypocrisy, and how much tea can go in that cup before it runneth over. Inspired by the hottest film of recent times: Conclave. But queer(er).
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A Chinese woman crying while sitting in the driver’s seat of a car.
    Zhōu Níng presents

    This Time is Different (WIP)

    Wed 13 May at 9pm
    This Time Is Different is a one-hour comedy show by Zhou Ning, blending stand-up, live music and storytelling to trace a tender, awkward journey from wanting love to learning how to give it to yourself.
    Frankie is a blonde, dark eyed white femme presenting person against a black background. She has two buns in her hair looking suggestively down the camera as if to say 'I dare you'. She is wearing some interesting faux fur fabrics that drown her.
    Frankie Thompson presents

    Frankie Thompson - Horrible Things (Works in Regress)

    Thurs 14 - Sat 16 May at 9pm
    Not a work in progress. No progress will be made. This is a work in regress. Please do not come if you’re expecting content, plot and/or structure.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A picture of a black high heel
    Karen Cecilia presents

    Doorway To Perception (WIP)

    Tues 19 May at 9pm
    Where Music Meets Memory. Doorway To Perception asks the audience to consider music as memory and as part of their story.
    A performer stands on a dark stage with one arm raised and the other extended, gazing upward. She wears a blue patterned dress with red patchwork pockets, echoing the quilt panels hanging behind her on clotheslines.

    Holding Ground

    Weds 20 to Sat 23 May at 7pm (3pm on Sat)
    A multilingual solo performance exploring lineage and home-making through story, song, and quilting. Holding Ground invites audiences into a tender, participatory act of remembrance, repair, and connection across distance.
    A photo of a white woman's face wearing glasses, yellow background

    Closure?

    Fri 22 May at 9pm
    Do you have questions after a breakup that were left unanswered? Well Lydia did, so she sent a questionnaire to all her ex-partners and made a show out of it.