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  • Whats On

    Solo Performance

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    A line drawing in black ink of many people holding wine glasses
    Lisa Gornick presents

    Drawing on the Bottle

    Thurs 17th - Saturday 19th April 7:15pm
    Live projected drawing, music, comedy and pathos about the seduction of alcohol; the reality of ethanol. A unique performance about a toxic life partner and ways to step away.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Lachlan poses as Jack Hammer, a circus strongman - with curled blonde hair in a 1920s style, wearing a blue singlet with white feather shoulders and blue sequined abs, he lifts a huge barbell with weights above his head with one hand.
    Lachlan Werner presents

    Lachlan Werner: WonderTwunk (WIP)

    Thurs 17th - Saturday 19th April 9:00pm
    The Twunk: Body of a Hunk, Head of a Twink Award-winning ventriloquist clown, Lachlan Werner, builds a super strong genre-bending tale of stunts, sea-lions, sci-fi and secrets...
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    An orange background with 3 people bursting onto the space. Left, Haylin Cai dressed in robes, with a wooden spoon like a wizard. Right, Cerulean Blue in front of flowers and a disco ball. Centre, Nathalie Fenwick dressed as an old woman in just a bra
    Theatre Tapas presents

    Theatre Tapas: We Can't Do This Without You

    Mon 21 April at 7:30pm
    We Can't Do This Without You. Theatre Tapas is back for another night of irreverent, poignant, hilarious, beautiful, avante-garde live theatre. This time, we need your help...
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A churning sea of teal and cobalt blue
    Simon Marshall presents

    Below Decadence (WIP)

    Tues 22nd to Thursday 24th April 7pm
    Seb's sinking in customer service. When a yacht-guest offers him a taste of the high-life, he takes it. But what's the price of a white lie to the filthy rich?
    A slightly grainy photo of two young sisters sitting on either end of a see-saw in a park. Each of their figures has been cut out of the picture, leaving tears paper, and stuck nearby to leave a gap where they once were.
    Claire Leith presents

    Igloos Don't Melt

    Tues 22nd to Thurs 24th April 9pm
    How do we know who we are when the place that made us melts away? New performance art fusing space, self, and stability.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Lorna leans over a green sofa and Jonathan is kneeling, leaning against it

    Lorna Rose Treen and Jonathan Oldfield: Make Non-Sense

    Fri 25th and Sat 26th April 7:30pm
    Lorna Rose Treen and Jonathan Oldfield: Make Non-sense. A Work-in-Progress Double Bill from the Dave Best Joke of the Fringe Winner 2023 and the BBC New Comedy Finalist 2024.
    Shoulders up portrait of drag king: 'Dad'. Dad wears a grey t-shirt and a bright blue gilet, he is holding a thin hammer lovingly in his hands. Dad looks dreamily off camera, he has short dark hair and painted on facial hair. Light blue background.
    Bertie Hodd presents

    Bertie Hodd: Dad Jokes

    Mon 29th April - Saturday 3rd May 7:15pm
    Chuck the gender binary aside and join award-winning drag-king Dad on a queer reparenting extravaganza. Dad Jokes is a coming-of-middle-age story about one regular dad's attempt to understand his child.
    A girl with long blonde hair is looking at the camera. Her head is covered with a white veil. She has one painted black tear on her cheek. She is wearing a white t-shirt. The background of the picture is yellow.

    Sad Bride

    Wed 30 April and Thurs 1st May 9pm
    A new dark solo comedy exploring compulsory heterosexuality, the industrial wedding complex and what happens when you meet 'the one' but you're still the troll under the bridge.
    Sara, an Iranian women with light olive skin is dressed in a dark blue Iranian girls school uniform (blazer, trousers & headscarf). She smiles like a cheshire cat, dancing, with her arms out to her side. Behind is a bright yellow costume on a rail.
    Seemia Theatre presents

    Saria Callas

    Tues 6th - Saturday 17th May (not 12th) 7:15pm
    Saria Callas is a new multimedia play about aspiring to be a singer while growing up in a place where it is forbidden for women to sing.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A drag performer on a stage wearing a ginger wig, in a pink and leopard print outfit. She is singing into a microphone with her arms raised. There is a velvet and a golden foil curtain in the background.
    Nawel presents

    Walk a Mile in These Mary Janes

    Tues 13th May 9pm
    An evening of songs, drag and coquette-core
    A pink and purple pop art princess picture of Kat, a bleach blonde babe with aviator sunglasses and a leather choker, giving rock hands against a galactic sky.
    Kat Rose-Martin presents

    Pocket Rocket

    Fri 16th and Sat 17th May 9:00pm
    She's shorter than 5ft. and funnier than a 10ft. badger. She's got more energy than a Duracell bunny. It's that Bradford Pocket Rocket: Kat Rose-Martin.