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  • Whats On

    Feminist

    Image: Queens Of Sheba
    Paula Varjack and Chuck Blue Lowry stand side by side, wearing matching powder blue costumes and brown wigs that look like Melania Trumps inauguration outfit. Behind them is a red and blue backdrop saying Varjack Lowry 2021: Make social media great again.
    Varjack-Lowry presents

    iMelania (digital)

    Tues 3 March at 8pm
    Using Melania Trump as an avatar of an 'acceptably' foreign woman, Varjack-Lowry explore experiences of being foreign and female, and the cost of belong, in this digital performance.
    One person on stage standing in a pile of baby bottles, breast pumps and teats, setting off a confetti canon, with a cloud of confetti above her head
    Karla Shacklock presents

    Niplash

    Thurs 5 and Fri 6 March at 9pm
    Liberation via lactivism! Both healing balm and urgent battle cry, Niplash blows open the societal pressures and insane mixed messaging around infant feeding. Expect to see milk, tears and confetti.
    Close up of woman with blonde hair wearing a turquoise bicycle helmet looking confused
    Untethered presents

    Am I Losing My Mind Or Just My Figure?

    Fri 6th March at 7:15pm
    Inventive, physical and achingly human the play captures the millennial female zeitgeist. Comically exploring life, pregnancy & parenthood it's a "must-see for anyone navigating the complexities of modern womanhood."
    A woman holds a gold head whilst wearing a lime green showgirl headdress.

    Sam Hickman: First Woman

    Sat 7th March at 9pm
    A Comedy Harp show! What an original premise; maybe come for that!?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A yellow background with a a microphone, a mouth, Two mikes and lightning bolts all with pink and blue shadows. One Mike has a prop banana mimicking a penis, the other is flexing his biceps.

    Who Gave You The Mic (WIP)

    Tues 10th March at 9pm
    Four Mikes. One Mic. May the best Mike win. A genre-blending night of sketch comedy, centring queer joy, gender politics and everyones favourite alpha male, Mike!
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A woman is stripping off a nuns outfit. She has on a drawn on brown beard and a partially naked body with covered nipples.
    Celeste Cahn presents

    Drag me to Communion (WIP)

    Weds 11th March 2026 at 9pm
    A drag-cabaret exploration of religion, Communion, interfaith marriage, divorce and the Bible.
    Drag performer TenCza wearing a white gown with a huge cake-shaped headpiece on her head. The headpiece incorporates an actual birthday cake which others are cutting.

    ASMR Queer Experience

    Sat 14 March at 7:15pm
    Neurodivergent queerness creates a gentle storm onstage. We relish in awkward, celebrate our quirks and have fun like 6-year-olds.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    5 people holding hands in a circle dancing
    Carla Ng presents

    HUG PIECE (WIP)

    Wed 18 March at 6:30pm
    Do you believe in life after hug? Hugging feels both mundane and spiritual, everyday and cosmic. Something happens when we wrap our arms around each other. What is it?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Four Asian figures stand before a red and green background, with traces of Chinese-style watercolour painting
    Mild Peril presents

    Asian Folx Stories (WIP)

    Wed 25 March at 9PM
    A trans reworking of Mulan and bloody hilarious exploration of what it means to be trans and Asian through folklore & drag – the version Disney would never dare make.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    An empty plate sits on a bed of coriander.
    Lobster Frock presents

    Canine [Starting Blocks 26]

    Sat 28th March at 7:15
    Canine is an interactive ritual about hunger. We’ll talk about desire, loneliness, and what happens when women bite back. Join her for the feast – if you dare.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Detail of a Quattrocento fresco picturing a blindfolded and Close up of a Chinese female-bodied person staring directly at the camera in an upside down cross, arms straight and tied to a bamboo pole

    SAINTMAKING / FEAR KNOT [Starting Blocks 26]

    Sun 29 March at 6pm
    Two new shows from our Starting Blocks artist support scheme
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A scrapbook collage of a torso and mannequin limbs

    How to Create a Life [Starting Blocks 26]

    Sun 29 March at 4pm
    No womb at the inn? Starting Blocks 2026 gives birth to How to Create a Life: a newborn verbatim show with a big heart, asking the big questions.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Man with sunglasses looking serious. Background of an explosion, red pills flying everywhere, a shark and a lion in mid air either side of him mid-fight. APEX Podcast on a red sign above him.
    Theo Burns presents

    Apex (WIP)

    Tues 21 April at 7:15pm
    How are we meant to act as young men today? A darkly comedic exploration of masculinity, digital delusion and the fragile egos hiding behind alpha male influencing.
    Man in a squat
    Bobak Champion presents

    I'm Muslamic Don't Panik

    Wed 29 April - Sat 2 May at 7pm (3pm Sat matinee)
    Story telling meets dance, live music meets clowning. An intimate spectacle of identity, where being British, Iranian, and a Hip-Hop head collide.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    2 Black women, 1 White non-binary person, in a digitally painted image. The floor is red with a carpet a black woman holds the edges of, whilst a white non-binary person pulls them towards the second woman, who shines a lamp beaming light at the other 2.

    Bad Lesbians (WIP)

    Tues 12 May at 7:15pm
    Bad Lesbians is a messy exploration of intimate partner violence in queer relationships, interrogating our roles as witness, perpetrator and victim.
    White needle point tapestry against a black background of a woman holding a pair of scissors. The scissors are open and pointed towards her as if she is about to cut one of her threads.
    Jenny Witzel presents

    Work While They Sleep

    Wed 13 - Sat 16 May at 7:15pm (3pm on Sat)
    A new Brazilian sci-fi play about the working lives of women in late capitalism and the relentless pressure to increase productivity #ReprogrammeMySleep