• At CPT we are committed to ensuring the best possible experience for all artists, audience members and other visitors to our space. We welcome customers and artists with disabilities and are pleased to assist you in your visit. 

    If you have any questions or enquiries, please do get in touch by phone at 020 7419 4841 or email at foh@cptheatre.co.uk.

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    Amanda Hallam Lane

    Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (sorry)

    Tue 17 - Wed 18 Dec at 9pm
    Autobiographical theatre meets playful chaos in a heartwarming, hilariously nonchalant ride led by two best friends who just want to feel cool.
    Rosie Collins
    James Rowland presents

    James Rowland Dies at the End of the Show

    Thu 23 - Sat 25 Jan at 7.15pm
    A desert island disc spun from threads of the future. About life, humanity and of course James Rowland will die at the end of the show.
    Nathan Charles presents

    When the Fun Stops, Try Again?

    Tue 3 - Fri 6 Dec at 9pm
    An interactive and audience-led show about gambling addiction. ‘There’s a one in fifty-one chance you’ll win £500. There’s also a one in fifty-one chance you’ll end the show immediately. '
    Andy Hollingworth
    Edy Hurst presents

    Edy Hurst’s Wonderfull Discoverie of Witches in the Countie of Himself

    Thu 12 - Fri 13 Dec at 9pm
    Hark! Grab your broomsticks and join Edy Hurst on a spirit journey following remarkable revelations about his relations, combining The Lancashire Witches, Neurodivergence and the Venga Boys.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Alice Barker and Cameron Kelsey

    DESPERATE WEE GAY BOY

    Sat 14 Dec at 9pm
    ‘DESPERATE WEE GAY BOY’ started as a vent, an agitation towards the London dating scene and then more specifically gay dating and hookup culture.
    Photographer: Lizzie Coombes. Design: Kathryn Singleton.
    Sh!t Theatre presents

    Sh!t Actually

    12, 13, 14, 17, 18 Dec at 7pm
    WE ARE YOUR NEW TRADITION. WE ARE YOUR WEIRD FAMILY. A two-woman 100% faithful, word-by-word (not really) remake of the Christmas film we all hate to love: ‘Love Actually’.
    Photography: Lizzie Coombes. Design: Kathryn Singleton.
    Sh!t Theatre presents

    Sing-A-Long-A Muppet Christmas Carol

    10, 11, 19, 20, 21 Dec at 7pm
    Join ‘anarchic performance legends’ (Time Out) Sh!t Theatre & friends this December for this cult Christmas miracle. Perfect for office parties, romantic dates and literally anything else.
    Jessica Durand presents

    Jessica Durand: Over The Top

    Sat 18 Jan at 9pm
    A multimedia comedy show about one woman's silliest, most erratic, and all-consuming hyper-fixation yet: World War One Downton Abbey fan fiction.
    Image: Joe Magowan, Poster: Laura Whitehouse

    Baklâ

    Tue 3 - Fri 6 Dec at 7.15pm
    Baklâ, noun. Language: Tagalog. Definitions: 1) homosexual; 2) unable to reproduce; 3) F****t. After tearing up the Edinburgh Fringe and a national tour, ★★★★★ Baklâ returns to London.
    Oliver Watson presents

    ARTISTS

    Fri 28 Feb & Sat 1at 7:30pm
    What is the price of success as an artist? Does it come at the cost of relationships... or is there a way to both worlds?

    Pascol - Vocal Performance

    Sun 15 Dec at 7pm
    Pascol's debut in London: a vocal performance where five voices transform stories of the audience into improvised soundscapes, creating an intimate musical reflection of shared emotions and memories.