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  • Whats On

    Comedy

    Image: Stumble Trip's Heather and Harry
    An image of a chalk board with chalk writing on it. In the top left corner it says “Mrs Bryson drinks in class.” In the top right corner there is a smiley face and a frowny face next to it. Under the frowny face are the names in descending order Angel, Ki

    Growing Pains

    Tues 7 - Sat 11 July at 6:45pm
    Growing pains, is a comedic look at the struggles of your mid-twenties and the hidden complexities of the public education system.
    Shhh Theatre presents

    Much Crazy About Nothing

    Fri 17 and Sat 18 July at 7:15pm
    A fast-paced dark comedy about a breakup agency, emotional labour, and what happens when professional distance gives way to personal chaos.
    Six people dressed in formal wedding attire are looking shocked and distressed. The bride is grasping the hair of another person in a red dress. The image has a white border with drawings of flowers along the bottom edge.

    This Bloody Wedding

    Thurs 6, Fri 7 and Sat 8 August at 7.15pm
    It was meant to be Romantic, not... This Bloody Wedding!
    A woman with blonde hair wearing a lilac jumper has her elbows rested and hand on a purple urn. She is looking to the right with a smirk and flowers sit beside her.
    Martia Dimmer presents

    Please Don’t Die?

    Sun 9 and Mon 10 August at 7.15pm
    An intimate exploration of grief and the stories we tell.
    A triptych of three photographed portraits.
    Ciaran Grace presents

    Triptych

    Tues 11 and Weds 12 August at 9pm
    Three plays in one. Voyeuristic exploration of relationships in their various forms.
    Three people against a golden background wearing sunglasses, suits, ties and throwing and throwing paper into the air enthusiastically.

    Bincels

    Sun 16 and Mon 17 August at 9pm
    Three Incels. One bin. A Manosphere on the brink of implosion.
    Half the face of a person with white headphones on against a blended blue and pink background. Person has neutral facial expression.
    ARiot Theatre presents

    Earworm

    Tues 18 - Sat 22 August at 9pm
    Guy's bangers-riddled mind is compulsively looking for the PERFECT breakup song.
    Person in black dress with black evening gloves and a neck brace squeezing a giant bottle of deep rub ointment onto their back. Bold red text reads 'JOE LEATHER BABY FOR BACK (PROBLEMS)'
    Joe Leather presents

    Baby Got Back (Problems)

    Tues 25 and Weds 26 August at 7.15pm
    A musical comedy about the audacity of the human spine.