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    • iMelania (digital)

    Tues 3 March at 8pm

    Whats On

    Comedy

    Image: Stumble Trip's Heather and Harry
    A white woman in her late twenties, is soaked with water. Their eyes are closed, they have a rye smile on their face. They are stood in front of a mouldy wall with yellow graffiti writing reading Landlord's Wet Dream.
    Verity Sharpe presents

    Verity Sharpe: Landlord's Wet Dream

    Thurs 5th March at 7:15pm
    An anarchic punk gig meets protest meets stand-up hour. Landlord's Wet Dream is a hilarious deep dive into the absurdities of the UK housing crisis.
  • Comedy
  • Poetry
  • Queer
  • Solo Performance
    • One person on stage standing in a pile of baby bottles, breast pumps and teats, setting off a confetti canon, with a cloud of confetti above her head
    Karla Shacklock presents

    Niplash

    Thurs 5 and Fri 6 March at 9pm
    Liberation via lactivism! Both healing balm and urgent battle cry, Niplash blows open the societal pressures and insane mixed messaging around infant feeding. Expect to see milk, tears and confetti.
  • Comedy
  • Feminist
  • Physical Theatre
  • Solo Performance
    • Close up of woman with blonde hair wearing a turquoise bicycle helmet looking confused
    Untethered presents

    Am I Losing My Mind Or Just My Figure?

    Fri 6th March at 7:15pm
    Inventive, physical and achingly human the play captures the millennial female zeitgeist. Comically exploring life, pregnancy & parenthood it's a "must-see for anyone navigating the complexities of modern womanhood."
  • Comedy
  • Feminist
  • Physical Theatre
  • Solo Performance
    • A woman holds a gold head whilst wearing a lime green showgirl headdress.
    Lloyd Hickman Productions presents

    Sam Hickman: First Woman

    Sat 7th March at 9pm
    A Comedy Harp show! What an original premise; maybe come for that!?
  • Comedy
  • Feminist
  • Music/Musical
  • Queer
  • Solo Performance
    • WORK IN PROGRESS
    A yellow background with a a microphone, a mouth, Two mikes and lightning bolts all with pink and blue shadows. One Mike has a prop banana mimicking a penis, the other is flexing his biceps.
    Fruit Bowl Theatre presents

    Who Gave You The Mic (WIP)

    Tues 10th March at 9pm
    Four Mikes. One Mic. May the best Mike win. A genre-blending night of sketch comedy, centring queer joy, gender politics and everyones favourite alpha male, Mike!
  • Comedy
  • Feminist
  • Queer
  • Work In Progress
    • WORK IN PROGRESS
    A woman is stripping off a nuns outfit. She has on a drawn on brown beard and a partially naked body with covered nipples.
    Celeste Cahn presents

    Drag me to Communion (WIP)

    Weds 11th March 2026 at 9pm
    A drag-cabaret exploration of religion, Communion, interfaith marriage, divorce and the Bible.
  • Comedy
  • Feminist
  • History
  • Queer
  • Solo Performance
  • Work In Progress
    • A young woman wearing childlike clothing sat on the floor next to an empty wheelchair.
    Holly Gifford presents

    Big Little Sister

    Thurs 12th March at 7:15pm
    A darkly funny, surreal solo show about growing up beside a disabled sibling
  • Comedy
  • Solo Performance
  • Technology
    • WORK IN PROGRESS
    Child with crown and fake mustache sit with pile of jewels.
    Cecily Nash Lil Wenker present

    Lil Wenker: BOYKING (WIP)

    Thurs 12th March at 9pm
    ALL HAIL BOYKING! Joffrey (no relation) seeks power at all costs. His crown is mighty, his word is law, his favourite snack... Mummy’s Milk. Bow down—this coronation’s a killer.
  • Comedy
  • History
  • Music/Musical
  • Physical Theatre
  • Queer
  • Solo Performance
  • Work In Progress
    • Seven colourful figures stand in front of an explosion in London. The central figure holds a bomb with a lit fuse. One figure has swords, one has a dynamite, one has a gun, one has a fake wig and beard, one has dark sunglasses, one appears elderly.
    DUM presents

    The Man Who Was Thursday

    Fri 13 March at 9pm
    A poet seeks revenge on the anarchists who destroyed her home. As chaos unfolds into twists upon turns, nothing (and no one) is quite what (who) it (they) seems (seem)!
  • Comedy
  • Physical Theatre
    • WORK IN PROGRESS
    A person speaks into a microphone while crouching over their laptop and DJ controller
    Amina Aaliya Beg presents

    My Mum Told Me Not To Marry An Atheist (WIP)

    Thurs 19 and Tues 24th Mar at 9pm
    My Mum Told Me Not To Marry An Atheist is a play / DJ set exploring DADI and her granddaughter KAMAL’s relationship about love, marriage & being intergenerational trouble-makers.
  • Aimed at Young People
  • Comedy
  • Queer
  • Solo Performance
  • Spoken Word
  • Work In Progress
    • WORK IN PROGRESS
    A young girl stands looking in the distance with dark brown tied back hair, small pearl studs wearing a dark denim jacket with a brown hood, and patches all over the jacket.. She holds a bright pink book in front of her front of her body.
    Ray Productions presents

    That’s Ace (WIP)

    Fri 20 March at 9pm and Sat 21 March at 3pm
    Ace tries to figure out if her feelings for her school crush, Sasha, are romantic or platonic. Is it friendship? Is it love? What’s the difference?
  • Aimed at Young People
  • Comedy
  • Queer
  • Solo Performance
  • Work In Progress
    • A person in a long white wig and blue tunic against an aqua background, with a dove, rainbow and water splash around him.
    Nathaniel Jones presents

    2 BY 2

    Sat 21 March at 9pm
    Noah's in charge, and you're all animals!! A Noah's Ark character comedy about politics, polyamory, and being singled out by God as the most perfect person to ever exist.
  • Comedy
  • History
  • Queer
  • Solo Performance
    • WORK IN PROGRESS
    A bearded man sits on a worn green sofa, wearing a fluffy grey robe with a hood designed like a cartoon wolf, complete with ears and a face. He looks directly at the camera with a neutral expression. The background wall is textured and cracked.
    Snap the Arrow presents

    A Very Difficult Person (WIP)

    Thurs 26th March at 9pm
    A darkly comic true story reimagined as a modern fairytale about trust, danger, and what happens when the place you call home stops feeling safe.
  • Comedy
  • Puppetry
  • Solo Performance
  • Work In Progress
    • Two men in white vests and braces lookin gat the camera. Poppies fall around them.
    Gait Productions presents

    Poppies

    Fri 27th March at 7pm
    Best friends address what the Poppy represents to their respective heritage and navigate their way through this historic subject matter and the British Empire’s devastating, lasting impact in Ireland.
  • Comedy
    • Alex Robins (a man in his late twenties) next to Mayor Max, the Golden Retriever Labrador, in the boot of a car.
    Alex Robins presents

    Meet Mayor Max

    Fri 27th March at 9pm
    He isn’t afraid of the RUFF questions! He won’t ROLL OVER on the big issues! Vote for him to SIT in office!
  • Comedy
  • Solo Performance
    • WORK IN PROGRESS
    A scrapbook collage of a torso and mannequin limbs
    Francesca D'Souza Hope Wishart present

    How to Create a Life [Starting Blocks 26]

    Sun 29 March at 4pm
    No womb at the inn? Starting Blocks 2026 gives birth to How to Create a Life: a newborn verbatim show with a big heart, asking the big questions.
  • Comedy
  • Feminist
  • Solo Performance
  • Work In Progress
    • An man with orange hair, a scraggly beard, a bandage around his head and a food delivery backpack makes a distorted face toward the camera.
    Donna Oblongata presents

    The Van Gogh Shogh

    Wed 8 and Thurs 9 April at 9pm
    Welcome to the true "Van Gogh Immersive Experience": One part Paint and Sip, one part karaoke night and one part Sotheby's with the greatest painter to ever live.
  • Comedy
  • International
  • Solo Performance
    • WORK IN PROGRESS
    An image of Aarian on stage holding a microphone. He is a clean shaven Middle Eastern man with thick black hair.
    Aarian Mehrabani presents

    How's Your Head? (WIP)

    Tues 14 April at 9pm
    Critically acclaimed, multi award-winning Writer and Comedian Aarian Mehrabani, co-writer and actor of the 2023 smash hit play “It’s a MotherF**king Pleasure”, brings his debut hour of stand up to life.
  • Comedy
  • Queer
  • Solo Performance
  • Work In Progress
    • A Brown Deaf Man, stocky build wearing a black top, sleeves up. With black hair fluffed to one side, black moustache on its own, eyes wide open as he look like he's asking a question to the audience with both hands on the chest as a BSL for 'patience'
    Nadeem Islam presents

    Nadeem Islam: An hour of stand up

    Weds 15 April at 9pm and Tues 5 May at 7pm
    A cool dude but yet not so cool headed, Nadeem Islam talking about how f**ked up the world is at the moment, nothing new right?
  • Comedy
  • Solo Performance
    • WORK IN PROGRESS
    Man with sunglasses looking serious. Background of an explosion, red pills flying everywhere, a shark and a lion in mid air either side of him mid-fight. APEX Podcast on a red sign above him.
    Theo Burns presents

    Apex (WIP)

    Tues 21 April at 7:15pm
    How are we meant to act as young men today? A darkly comedic exploration of masculinity, digital delusion and the fragile egos hiding behind alpha male influencing.
  • Comedy
  • Feminist
  • Solo Performance
  • Technology
  • Work In Progress
    • A person in a yellow hazmat suit, with a red background and an upside down american flag
    Red Biscuit presents

    Little Town Blue

    Thurs 23 - Sat 25 April at 9pm
    The "Weird and Wacky and Wonderful" Red Biscuit are back with another "Pythonesque physical comedy".
  • Comedy
    • Man in a squat
    Bobak Champion presents

    I'm Muslamic Don't Panik

    Wed 29 April - Sat 2 May at 7pm (3pm Sat matinee)
    Story telling meets dance, live music meets clowning. An intimate spectacle of identity, where being British, Iranian, and a Hip-Hop head collide.
  • Comedy
  • Feminist
  • International
  • Music/Musical
  • Physical Theatre
  • Solo Performance
    • WORK IN PROGRESS
    A pink and purple close-up of a person's face on a glitchy background. They look to the right with surprise/concern. They are wearing a pair of thin-framed glasses on the edge of their nose, which contains a green pair of eyes looking straight forward.
    Vera Majoor presents

    The Undesirable Mx. PLOP (WIP)

    Tues 12 May at 9pm
    Meet PLOP, the digital self you never knew you needed. (Wanted. Asked for.) A peak panic tech-xperiment of gender chaos and reimagination, PLOP is always watching. PLOP will never leave.
  • Comedy
  • Queer
  • Technology
  • Work In Progress
    • WORK IN PROGRESS
    A Chinese woman crying while sitting in the driver’s seat of a car.
    Zhōu Níng presents

    This Time is Different (WIP)

    Wed 13 May at 9pm
    This Time Is Different is a one-hour comedy show by Zhou Ning, blending stand-up, live music and storytelling to trace a tender, awkward journey from wanting love to learning how to give it to yourself.
  • Comedy
  • Music/Musical
  • Queer
  • Solo Performance
  • Work In Progress
    • White needle point tapestry against a black background of a woman holding a pair of scissors. The scissors are open and pointed towards her as if she is about to cut one of her threads.
    Jenny Witzel presents

    Work While They Sleep

    Wed 13 - Sat 16 May at 7:15pm (3pm on Sat)
    A new Brazilian sci-fi play about the working lives of women in late capitalism and the relentless pressure to increase productivity #ReprogrammeMySleep
  • Comedy
  • Feminist
  • International
  • Physical Theatre
    • Frankie is a blonde, dark eyed white femme presenting person against a black background. She has two buns in her hair looking suggestively down the camera as if to say 'I dare you'. She is wearing some interesting faux fur fabrics that drown her.
    Frankie Thompson presents

    Frankie Thompson - Horrible Things (Works in Regress)

    Thurs 14 - Sat 16 May at 9pm
    Not a work in progress. No progress will be made. This is a work in regress. Please do not come if you’re expecting content, plot and/or structure.
  • Comedy
  • Live Art
  • Physical Theatre
  • Queer
  • Solo Performance
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