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  • Whats On

    Comedy

    Image: Stumble Trip's Heather and Harry
    Two performers white facepaint and moustaches painted on wrapped in large brown swathes of wrapping paper. Text reads
    Sh!t Theatre presents

    Sh!t Actually

    12, 13, 14, 17, 18 Dec at 7pm
    WE ARE YOUR NEW TRADITION. WE ARE YOUR WEIRD FAMILY. A two-woman 100% faithful, word-by-word (not really) remake of the Christmas film we all hate to love: ‘Love Actually’.
    A man in a robe with black thick rimmed glasses and a moustache looks fed up in a giant DIY cauldron with a folk-ish spooky wicker hat on his head. In the background is a wood of trees with a dark blue background.
    Edy Hurst presents

    Edy Hurst’s Wonderfull Discoverie of Witches in the Countie of Himself

    Thu 12 - Fri 13 Dec at 9pm
    Hark! Grab your broomsticks and join Edy Hurst on a spirit journey following remarkable revelations about his relations, combining The Lancashire Witches, Neurodivergence and the Venga Boys.
    Paul and Laura look cool holding lollipops

    Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (sorry)

    Tue 17 - Wed 18 Dec at 9pm
    Autobiographical theatre meets playful chaos in a heartwarming, hilariously nonchalant ride led by two best friends who just want to feel cool.
    A woman dressed in a world war one soldier's uniform screams with a determined expression.
    Jessica Durand presents

    Jessica Durand: Over The Top

    Sat 18 Jan at 9pm
    A multimedia comedy show about one woman's silliest, most erratic, and all-consuming hyper-fixation yet: World War One Downton Abbey fan fiction.
    James (white blond, bearded man) stands in the wash of waves from the sea wearing a medical gown with his bum out. next to him is an empty chair and a table with a record player on it. On the ground are discarded records, the sea and sky are grey
    James Rowland presents

    James Rowland Dies at the End of the Show

    Thu 23 - Sat 25 Jan at 7.15pm
    A desert island disc spun from threads of the future. About life, humanity and of course James Rowland will die at the end of the show.