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  • Whats On

    Comedy

    Image: Stumble Trip's Heather and Harry
    James Rowland leaps in the air, with multicoloured angel wings
    James Rowland presents

    Songs Of The Heart Trilogy

    Wed 22 - Fri 24 October at 9PM
    Three shows from critically-acclaimed storyteller James Rowland.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A poster for SQUINT showing the black and white outline of three performers. One crouching, dressed as a snail, one hunched with flowers in their hair and artistically stark makeup, and one stood with their body slightly to the side in a shirt and tie.
    Ellis Buckley presents

    Squint

    Sat 25 October at 9PM
    What's my idea of a great night out? Babe, watching some F*cking ART. A sharing work in progress shows from three of London's most beloved drag/clown/theatre performers. SQUINT!
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A grey suit hangs above a pair of red wellies on a black background.

    The Terribly Credible Definitely Edible Tale of the Town of Cropshire

    Tues Oct 28 at 7:15pm
    When a politician gets hit in the face with a carrot cake, the Cropshire Council declares a draconian ban on all carrots. And they are just getting started...
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A white drag king is lying on the grass wearing a giant snail shell on his back. He looks out inquisitively. There are watercolour clouds and a watercolour signpost with a pigeon perched on top and the words 'Snail Trail'

    Snail Trail

    Tues 28 Oct at 9PM
    A slow, slimy exploration of trans-masculinity, hormones and being a pest. Celebrate soft bellies, sensuality, rotting and renewal in this drag-comedy that offers queer alternatives for anyone with a body.
    A pale faced woman with sharp canine teeth looks toward a worried man in a dress.
    Ofthejackel presents

    Countess Dracula

    Wed 29 Oct - Sat 1 Nov at 7pm (3pm matinees on Saturday)
    'Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own free will!' Something truly awful is coming. A parasite, A monster, A woman. Countess Dracula
    Two young women, one white and blonde the other brown with black hair, jumping in the air with black leotards and bright green tights, against a purple background with confetti stars overlaid.
    Soft Play presents

    Just The Two Of Us

    Wed 29 - Fri 31 October at 9pm
    Hit alt-comedy double act Soft Play (Maria Telnikoff and Vidya Divakaran) bring you their debut hour. Their mission? To play every great duo in history!
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Arden Fitzroy, a blonde light-skinned person in a red velvet jacket and hat suggesting a cardinal, points directly at the camera with a crazed look in their eye. Behind theme is a meme image from Mean Girls with some characters from Conclave superimposed.
    Arden Fitzroy presents

    All Saints’ Takeover: Enter the Conclave

    Sat 1st November, 9pm
    Celebrate Queer Christmas (Halloween) with us on All Saints’ Day, for the ONLY scratch night/election/film club you will ever attend. We're throwing our very own Conclave. Amen.
    Two men stand in front of each other. In the foreground the man, dressed as a reverend, is bald with a glittery beard, with a hand raised. Behind him the man has short curly hair and wears sunglasses. They are looking up. Their is a sparkly purple backgro

    House of Life

    Mon 1 - Sat 13 December at 9PM (7PM on Monday)
    Led by the glitter-clad, beat-dropping RaveRend, this genre-defying night of music, movement and communal healing has been scientifically proven* to make you feel 100% never sad again. *recollections may vary
    A person wearing a green dress bathes in green light and looks joyful
    Niall Moorjani presents

    The Green Knight (but it's gay)

    Tues 2 - Sat 13 December at 7PM
    A queered and comic retelling of the festive Arthurian classic by award winning “storytelling genius” (the Scotsman) Niall Moorjani.