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  • Whats On

    Comedy

    Image: Stumble Trip's Heather and Harry
    Pink background. Performer in an action pose, as if appearing out of a wall.
    Kit Loyd presents

    Frenzy

    Wed 4th & Thu 5th Feb at 7:15pm
    Loyd is a multi-award winning comedian. Using audio-visuals and mime he performs one-person physical comedy sketch. Like Mr Bean on Acid. Nominated for Edinburgh ISH Best Newcomer.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A purple, blue & yellow animation with 3 figures engaged in protest. The outer figures have their arms defiantly in the air. One has long hair & a torch & the other scissors. The middle one stands in solidarity with her hair covered holding a hyacinth.

    Solidarity event and fundraiser for the people of Iran

    Wed. 11th Feb at 7:15PM
    ROSHI NASEHI and 678 MYSTIC NIGHTINGALES present a night of MUSIC, THEATRE, COMEDY, SPOKEN WORD and FILM from some of the BEST Iranian diaspora artists in the UK in support of protesters in Iran. 
    A white woman in her late twenties, is soaked with water. Their eyes are closed, they have a rye smile on their face. They are stood in front of a mouldy wall with yellow graffiti writing reading Landlord's Wet Dream.
    Verity Sharpe presents

    Verity Sharpe: Landlord's Wet Dream

    Thurs 5th March at 7:15pm
    An anarchic punk gig meets protest meets stand-up hour. Landlord's Wet Dream is a hilarious deep dive into the absurdities of the UK housing crisis.
    Close up of woman with blonde hair wearing a turquoise bicycle helmet looking confused
    Untethered presents

    Am I Losing My Mind Or Just My Figure?

    Fri 6th March at 7:15pm
    Inventive, physical and achingly human the play captures the millennial female zeitgeist. Comically exploring life, pregnancy & parenthood it's a
    One person on stage standing in a pile of baby bottles, breast pumps and teats, setting off a confetti canon, with a cloud of confetti above her head
    Karla Shacklock presents

    Niplash

    Fri 6th March at 9pm
    Liberation via lactivism! Both healing balm and urgent battle cry, Niplash blows open the societal pressures and insane mixed messaging around infant feeding. Expect to see milk, tears and confetti.
    A woman holds a gold head whilst wearing a lime green showgirl headdress.

    Sam Hickman: First Woman

    Sat 7th March at 9pm
    A Comedy Harp show! What an original premise; maybe come for that!?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A yellow background with a a microphone, a mouth, Two mikes and lightning bolts all with pink and blue shadows. One Mike has a prop banana mimicking a penis, the other is flexing his biceps.

    Who Gave You The Mic (WIP)

    Tues 10th March at 9pm
    Five Mikes. One Mic. May the best Mike win. A genre-blending night of sketch comedy, centring queer joy, gender politics and everyones favourite alpha male, Mike!
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A woman is stripping off a nuns outfit. She has on a drawn on brown beard and a partially naked body with covered nipples.
    Celeste Cahn presents

    Drag me to Communion (WIP)

    Weds 11th March 2026 at 9pm
    A drag-cabaret exploration of religion, Communion, interfaith marriage, divorce and the Bible.
    A young woman wearing childlike clothing sat on the floor next to an empty wheelchair.
    Holly Gifford presents

    Big Little Sister

    Thurs 12th March at 7:15pm
    A darkly funny, surreal solo show about growing up beside a disabled sibling
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Child with crown and fake mustache sit with pile of jewels.

    Lil Wenker: BOYKING (WIP)

    Thurs 12th March at 9pm
    ALL HAIL BOYKING! Joffrey (no relation) seeks power at all costs. His crown is mighty, his word is law, his favourite snack... Mummy’s Milk. Bow down—this coronation’s a killer.
    Seven colourful figures stand in front of an explosion in London. The central figure holds a bomb with a lit fuse. One figure has swords, one has a dynamite, one has a gun, one has a fake wig and beard, one has dark sunglasses, one appears elderly.
    DUM presents

    The Man Who Was Thursday

    Fri 13 March at 9pm
    A poet seeks revenge on the anarchists who destroyed her home. As chaos unfolds into twists upon turns, nothing (and no one) is quite what (who) it (they) seems (seem)!
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A young girl stands looking in the distance with dark brown tied back hair, small pearl studs wearing a dark denim jacket with a brown hood, and patches all over the jacket.. She holds a bright pink book in front of her front of her body.
    Ray Productions presents

    That’s Ace (WIP)

    Sat 21 March at 3pm
    Ace tries to figure out if her feelings for her school crush, Sasha, are romantic or platonic. Is it friendship? Is it love? What’s the difference?
    A person in a long white wig and blue tunic against an aqua background, with a dove, rainbow and water splash around him.

    2 BY 2

    Sat 21 March at 9pm
    Noah’s in charge, and you’re all animals!! A Noah’s Ark character comedy about politics, polyamory, and being singled out by God as the most perfect person to ever exist.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A person speaks into a microphone while crouching over their laptop and DJ controller

    My Mum Told Me Not To Marry An Atheist (WIP)

    Tues 24th Mar at 9pm
    My Mum Told Me Not To Marry An Atheist is a play / DJ set exploring DADI and her granddaughter KAMAL’s relationship about love, marriage & being intergenerational trouble-makers.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A bearded man sits on a worn green sofa, wearing a fluffy grey robe with a hood designed like a cartoon wolf, complete with ears and a face. He looks directly at the camera with a neutral expression. The background wall is textured and cracked.
    Snap the Arrow presents

    A Very Difficult Person (WIP)

    Thurs 26th March at 9pm
    A darkly comic true story reimagined as a modern fairytale about trust, danger, and what happens when the place you call home stops feeling safe.
    Two men in white vests and braces lookin gat the camera. Poppies fall around them.

    Poppies

    Fri 27th March at 7pm
    Best friends address what the Poppy represents to their respective heritage and navigate their way through this historic subject matter and the British Empire’s devastating, lasting impact in Ireland.
    Alex Robins (a man in his late twenties) next to Mayor Max, the Golden Retriever Labrador, in the boot of a car.

    Meet Mayor Max

    Fri 27th March at 9pm
    He isn’t afraid of the RUFF questions! He won’t ROLL OVER on the big issues! Vote for him to SIT in office!