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  • Whats On

    Comedy

    Image: Stumble Trip's Heather and Harry
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Nadeem performing in Visual Vernacular.
    Fuse Theatre presents

    The Only Brown Deaf Man in England (WIP)

    Fri 4 Jul at 8:30pm & Sat 12 Jul at 6:30pm
    A fierce, funny, and unapologetically bold work-in-progress — one Deaf Bengali man's journey through racism, rebellion, and resilience from 1970s Brick Lane to post-9/11 Britain.
    - Three toilet cubicles in colours: pink, green/blue and purple. - Cubicle one (left): A man (Ollie) dangling off the door with a mahoosive smile on his face. - Cubicle two (middle): Ollie sat on the toilet seat with his legs crossed and his hand on his h

    DESPERATE WEE GAY BOY

    Sat 19th Jul at 9pm
    Our final 'work in progress' before heading to Underbelly Cowgate at the Edinburgh Fringe 2025!
    Four girls lie next to each other on the ground against a yellow backdrop, stomach-down, hands to chins. They're smiling, happy.

    Girl Pop!

    Wed 23 Jul at 7pm
    The biggest girl group of the noughties reunite for the first time since their scandalous split. Rumours are put to rest through a showstopping spectacle bursting with iconic pop bangers!
    Two comedic performers dressed as cinema ushers in red vests pose humorously inside a giant golden ring resembling the One Ring from The Lord of the Rings. One has a mop for a beard and holds it like a wizard’s staff, while the other excitedly holds a sma

    Parody of The Rings

    Fri 25 Jul at 7pm
    At a local cinema, ushers lose all Lord of the Rings DVDs and must recreate the trilogy live using only the soundtracks—expect chaos, comedy, and cluelessness in this absurd adventure.
    A pale faced woman with sharp canine teeth looks toward a worried man in a dress.
    Ofthejackel presents

    Countess Dracula

    Wed 29 Oct - Sat 1 Nov at 7pm (3pm matinees on Saturday)
    'Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own free will!' Something truly awful is coming. A parasite, A monster, A woman. Countess Dracula