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  • Whats On


    Image: Stumble Trip's Heather and Harry
    Two red octopus tentacles
    Christian Bevan presents


    Tue 27 Feb - Sat 2 Mar at 7pm
    A Tale of Love and Betrayal. A dark, humorous three-hander exploring the complexities of relationships, masculinity and learning from our mistakes.
    A man on top of another man's shoulders diagonally, and an overhead projector at the background with multiple sentences.
    Nefeli Kentoni presents

    Wall of Babel

    Wed 6 Mar at 7.15pm
    Three bodies on stage, confronting each other’s tongue; mother tongue. They are in a state of constant translation; until words are not enough, until movement, music, memories are not enough.
    Black and white photograph montage of Paddington Bear, and two baby photos. On a background of Union Jack, Sex Pistols style font reads 'This is What Dreams Are Made Of'.

    This Is What Dreams Are Made Of (A declassified British survival guide)

    Wed 6 Mar at 9pm
    A surreal and joyful step-by-step manual for those looking to assimilate into British culture. Told through music, dance, poetry and verbatim interviews.
    A collage of performers in eclectic costumes against an abstract background with a QR code, representing the diverse and interactive theatrical experience of 'The Dirty Thirty' by Degenerate Fox.

    The Dirty Thirty: DFUK the Patriarchy

    Fri 8 Mar at 9pm
    A celebration of all things female, femme, feminine and feminist in honour of International Women’s Day
    A crop out of Fraser in A blue bucket with his feet sticking out. His feet appear oversized as they're in the foreground. The image is against a hot pink background.

    Desperate Wee Gay Boy

    Sat 9 Mar at 9pm
    Parties! Sex! The quest for love! Ollie, a gay man from Leith, navigates queer life in the Big Smoke. Has London broken his heart or has shame engulfed him?
    Cartoon-like image of the character Lucho wearing a yellow Lucha Libre (Mexican Wrestling) mask against a bright blue background.
    Tadeo Martinez presents

    Lucho Libre

    Sun 10 Mar at 7.15pm
    An original one-man show about a Mexican kid standing up to his primary school bully. The story is told bilingually through the lens of Mexican Wrestling and golden-age Disney Channel.
    Corrine Walker: A black woman with hair in black braids stands on one leg on a black box. Behind her is a screen with a clock on it. Fuse: Dancer, Lucy, is kneeling on the floor with her arm extended upwards and leg bent behind her. Golden circles shine b

    Big Bang: 11 March

    Mon 11 Mar at 7.15pm
    Big Bang is CPT’s regular scratch night: an explosion of performance from which new universes of theatre may one day emerge. Kind of like
    Simon pokes his head through the skin of a snare drum against a white backdrop
    Simon Roth presents

    Behind the Beat

    Tue 12 Mar at 9pm
    See the world through a drumskin. Behind the Beat is Simon’s first stage show. Join him as he attempts to set up his drum kit amidst hurdles, sidetracks and mysterious interventions.
    Close up of a mouth held open my a mouth widener. Lips are painted with red lipstick.
    Lucy Gaydecki presents

    3xThursday: Lovely Day

    Thu 15 Mar at 7.30pm
    Hello I’m a mum of 2 and new to Mumsnet. I was wondering whether anyone could show me the ropes and help me grasp some phrases such as AIBU?
    A smiling headshot of the actor Gassan Abdulrazek in black and white, defaced with red 'x's across the eyes

    Gassan Abdulrazek is Dead

    Fri 15 Mar at 9pm
    Gassan Abdulrazek is dead... But let's take a look back at his life! The highs, the lows, the even higher highs - a heartwarming trawl through this a-lister's storied career!
    A pencil sketch of three headshots. The first is a white woman with curly brown hair, with the face of a dog drawn over it. The second is a white man with dark brown hair, with three leeks drawn over it. The third is a white man with red hair.
    Pliable presents

    Near to

    Sat 16 Mar at 9pm
    A best friend… a dog…some mouldy leeks… In a run-down community centre, three grieving people gather to remember someone they have lost.
    An image of a startled man standing beside a Urinal. He has a black eye.
    Levi Meltzer presents


    Tue 19 Mar at 9pm
    A very dangerous clown’s Work-In-Progress Show about very safe hands.
    3 people wearing grey shirts and purple wigs smile, gasp and glare at each other with a background of an orange wig

    The W.I.G. of Life

    Tue 19 Mar at 7:15pm
    Biological life is extinct. One organism has the power to bring it all back. The choice is yours. An interactive journey through changing moral codes and futuristic visuals.
    Artistic collage of company members' faces, each cut out on glossy photographic paper and crumpled to contort their features. The crumpled faces are playfully jumbled together on a vibrant red background, showcasing a dynamic representation of the team.

    3xThursday: Dead & Kicking

    Thu 21 Mar at 7.30pm
    Brand new company Mulch Productions presents a darkly comic musical play inspired by the true story of Jeanne Pouchain: a woman, very much alive, declared legally dead.
    A woman in a white shirt wearing red lipstick with a stern look on her face
    Noemi Gunea presents

    Zen and Zeros

    Fri 22 Mar at 7:15pm
    A group meditation / hypnosis / exorcism on economics, hustle culture and what we can do to survive and thrive wherever geography decides to places us.
    Two drag people stare ahead disparagingly.  The left hand person wears a red wig and black sequinned jacket. They glare through blue lipstick.  The right hand person purses their red lips.  They both hold microphones and stand in front of a gold curtain.


    Tue 16 - Wed 17 Apr at 9pm
    A tragicomedy about our trans relationships with Jewish grief rituals. What surfaces as we bury the dead? Expect live art theatre, live music, and an enormous Trans Anus!
    Kelly Green is a 40 year old white woman who has bright pink and orange hair. She is wearing a checked print dress that is similar to the Burberry print, a bubblegum pink hoody, and neon orange Converse.. They are wearing a halo headband that is made of g
    Kelly Green presents

    MILF The Musical

    Thu 18 and Fri 19 Apr at 7:15pm
    MILF the Musical is a glitzy silly work in progress about being a mum.
    Roshi standing in front a screen shot of show visuals made by Al Orange. She is manipulating a voice pedal that is sitting atop a table with her left hand and gesturing with her right hand.
    Roshi Nasehi presents

    Ramalama Ding Dong

    19 Apr at 9pm
    A captivating and frequently hilarious meta-comic, multi-media theatre show exploring stand up, sound art, singing and animation inspired by IRL experiences of surreal racism.
    Photo of two people in a kebab shop They have various Elizabethan props and costumes: A crown, a ruff, a cup. They're looking straight at camera somewhat defiantly One of them is holding an Oxford English Dictionary
    a2b theatre presents

    English Kings Killing Foreigners

    Tue 23 April - Sat 11 May at 7.15pm
    A tell-all dark comedy that peels back the skin of English cultural identity to reveal the steaming battlefields that lies beneath. Would you die for your country?
    A fat woman semi-naked with a red cardigan draped over her shoulders, looks back into the camera with a bottle of wine in her hand. She stands on a stage.
    Rachel Stockdale presents

    Fat Chance

    Fri 26 - Sat 27 April at 9pm
    Meet Rachel - a 20-something actress from Boro whose funny, celebratory and politically powerful one-woman play explores her true-life experience of weight gain from size 8 to 18.
    Sierra peers and smiles with one eye from behind a stack of Spam cans.
    Sierra Sevilla presents

    For the Love of SPAM

    Thu 16 - Sat 18 May at 7.15pm
    For the Love of Spam is a one-woman comedic stand-up, puppetry, participatory, and multisensory show dedicated to two things: canned meat and colonialism.
    A woman wearing black Adidas trousers and a purple jumper and two men wearing black Adidas tracksuits sit on a blue floor facing the camera. Behind the group, CCTV cameras are positioned against a digital glitch screen wallpaper.
    Claire Gaydon presents

    Piece of Me

    Tue 21 May - Sat 1 Jun at 7pm
    Ever feel like you’re being watched? You probably are, bitch. This Britney-inspired show examines surveillance ethics and the cult of celebrity with an original soundtrack that fizzes with nostalgia.
    A white man with glasses, gesticulates while telling a story

    The Land That Never Was

    Tue 21 - Wed 22 May at 9pm
    In 1820 Gregor MacGregor sold a country that didn't exist. In 2024 Liam Rees can't stop lying to tourists. Part confessional storytelling, part TED Talk. Mostly bullshit.
    Two people in high viz jackets standing in front of the river and Big Ben

    Cry For Me

    Thu 23 - Sat 25 May at 9pm
    A dystopian cabaret about migrant labour, Cry For Me is a carousel of migrant lament for the living dead under capitalism.
    6 actors in a row stand tall with determination. They are wearing different and colourful clothes, each representing archetypes of British history and society. The man in the middle stands out with his arms in the air.
    Maria Who? presents

    Miss Brexit

    Wed 29 - Fri 31 May at 9pm
    Miss Brexit is an extravagant satire about migrant actors in a place that no longer welcomes them. Through live music and interactivity, this show will not leave you indifferent...