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    Scatter: A New Horror Play

    Tue 15 Jul at 7:15pm
    Work in progress of a chilling new show: Scatter: A Horror Play, from award-winner Patrick McPherson.
    A wooden artist model doll with fiery wings struggles forward against a starry background.

    Lost To Life

    Fri 18 Jul - Sat 19 Jul at 7pm
    Lost to Life is a theatrical improv show about regular people who are just trying to cope with the situations they find themselves in. Inspired by the works of Tony Kushner.
    - Three toilet cubicles in colours: pink, green/blue and purple. - Cubicle one (left): A man (Ollie) dangling off the door with a mahoosive smile on his face. - Cubicle two (middle): Ollie sat on the toilet seat with his legs crossed and his hand on his h

    DESPERATE WEE GAY BOY

    Sat 19th Jul at 9pm
    Our final 'work in progress' before heading to Underbelly Cowgate at the Edinburgh Fringe 2025!
    Four girls lie next to each other on the ground against a yellow backdrop, stomach-down, hands to chins. They're smiling, happy.

    Girl Pop!

    Wed 23 Jul at 7pm
    The biggest girl group of the noughties reunite for the first time since their scandalous split. Rumours are put to rest through a showstopping spectacle bursting with iconic pop bangers!
    Two blue x rayed skulls with a device attached to their brain
    Elby Rue presents

    The Good Device (work in progress)

    Thu 24 July at 7pm
    Drills into the skull. Wires attach to the chest. A brain-computer interface promises to “fix” depression. A darkly (un)funny dive into mental health, capitalism, and the terrifying hope technology brings.
    Two comedic performers dressed as cinema ushers in red vests pose humorously inside a giant golden ring resembling the One Ring from The Lord of the Rings. One has a mop for a beard and holds it like a wizard’s staff, while the other excitedly holds a sma

    Parody of The Rings

    Fri 25 Jul at 7pm
    At a local cinema, ushers lose all Lord of the Rings DVDs and must recreate the trilogy live using only the soundtracks—expect chaos, comedy, and cluelessness in this absurd adventure.
    An older woman dressed as Marilyn Monroe poses inside a dimly lit motorhome. She wears a platinum blonde wig, a white halter dress reminiscent of Monroe's iconic look, and a white fur stole. She sits at a wooden table with an open photo book in front of h

    Motorhome Marilyn

    Sat 26 Jul at 7pm
    Michelle Collins stars as a Marilyn Monroe lookalike in a dark comedy about the devastating realities of aging. The play blends dark humour with reflections on unfulfilled dreams.