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  • Whats On

    Physical Theatre

    Image: Mayers Ensemble (c) Lizzie Coombes
    Pink background. Performer in an action pose, as if appearing out of a wall.
    Kit Loyd presents

    Frenzy

    Wed 4th & Thu 5th Feb at 7:15pm
    Loyd is a multi-award winning comedian. Using audio-visuals and mime he performs one-person physical comedy sketch. Like Mr Bean on Acid. Nominated for Edinburgh ISH Best Newcomer.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    lots of stones and boulders, the sea in the background, a humanoid figure in a green boiler suit lies motionless on its back on the rocks, It has a head made of shells.
    Benji Paget presents

    BOGGIN (WIP)

    Wed 4th March at 9PM
    What if the VHS spat itself back out, the boogyman strangled us with the tape and sent us down the river? BOGGIN aims to help us navigate this low road.”
    Close up of woman with blonde hair wearing a turquoise bicycle helmet looking confused
    Untethered presents

    Am I Losing My Mind Or Just My Figure?

    Fri 6th March at 7:15pm
    Inventive, physical and achingly human the play captures the millennial female zeitgeist. Comically exploring life, pregnancy & parenthood it's a
    One person on stage standing in a pile of baby bottles, breast pumps and teats, setting off a confetti canon, with a cloud of confetti above her head
    Karla Shacklock presents

    Niplash

    Fri 6th March at 9pm
    Liberation via lactivism! Both healing balm and urgent battle cry, Niplash blows open the societal pressures and insane mixed messaging around infant feeding. Expect to see milk, tears and confetti.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Child with crown and fake mustache sit with pile of jewels.

    Lil Wenker: BOYKING (WIP)

    Thurs 12th March at 9pm
    ALL HAIL BOYKING! Joffrey (no relation) seeks power at all costs. His crown is mighty, his word is law, his favourite snack... Mummy’s Milk. Bow down—this coronation’s a killer.
    Seven colourful figures stand in front of an explosion in London. The central figure holds a bomb with a lit fuse. One figure has swords, one has a dynamite, one has a gun, one has a fake wig and beard, one has dark sunglasses, one appears elderly.
    DUM presents

    The Man Who Was Thursday

    Fri 13 March at 9pm
    A poet seeks revenge on the anarchists who destroyed her home. As chaos unfolds into twists upon turns, nothing (and no one) is quite what (who) it (they) seems (seem)!
    Drag performer TenCza wearing a white gown with a huge cake-shaped headpiece on her head. The headpiece incorporates an actual birthday cake which others are cutting.

    ASMR Queer Experience

    Sat 14 March at 7:15pm
    Neurodivergent queerness creates a gentle storm onstage. We relish in awkward, celebrate our quirks and have fun like 6-year-olds.
    A young Japanese man sitting alone in a small Tokyo internet café booth, surrounded by clutter on the desk.
    Unboxing Theatre presents

    Net Cafe Refugee 2.0

    Sat 21 March at 6:45pm
    A young man drifts through Tokyo unseen—living in a net café, speaking only to the void online. Until two strangers crack open the solitude he chose to survive.
    A shadow of a man

    Bayangkan Bayang (Imagine a Shadow) 

    Tues 24th Mar 2025 at 7:15pm
    What happens to migrant children as they mature into societies that fail to acknowledge them?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Four Asian figures stand before a red and green background, with traces of Chinese-style watercolour painting

    Asian Folx Stories (WIP)

    Wed 25 March at 9PM
    A trans reworking of Mulan and bloody hilarious exploration of what it means to be trans and Asian through folklore & drag – the version Disney would never dare make.