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  • Whats On

    Queer

    Image: Since U Been Gone (c) Bronwen Sharp
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A pen drawing of a protestor wearing a keffiyeh (scarf) wearing handcuffs held up by two police officers, one officer has the text 'metropolitan police' printed on his uniform.
    Queen of Arts presents

    THE PIGS ARE COMING

    Tue 11th Mar at 7:15pm
    An urgent performance about protest, policing, and resistance, THE PIGS ARE COMING is born from Tasnim’s arrest in Peckham last May to explore a new, unsettling era in Britain.
    A childlike and abstracted painting of a nude person with various gendered elements in bright colours. They have heels, 6 breasts, a penis, moustache, a red crown, and a blonde bob on one side of their head and orange spiky hair on the other.

    Portrait of a Queer in Panic

    Sun 16 March at 7:15pm
    Portrait of a Queer in Panic is a messy, euphoric exploration of living as someone that doesn’t colour within the lines.
    Poster on an off-white background, containing a plastic toy cow with both horns and udders, a metal lighter, fake cigarette, a ginger moustache, plastic toy fence, part of a plastic toy trough, black microphone wire and red bungee cord scattered around.
    Speakbeast presents

    The Freemartin

    Sun 16 March at 9pm
    This is a show about a great British industry. It’s a show about cows, and hormones, and plenty of tractors. This is a show about transphobia. Sorry– we mean agriculture.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    fish in a dress presents

    The City for Incurable Women

    Mon 17 March at 7:15pm
    An outrageous tale of misogyny and mistreatment based on the true story of patients performing their ‘hysteria’ onstage in 19th century Paris.
    a cabaret and storytelling show presented by the Harem of No one

    Dolmuş Mini Bus

    Mon 17th Mar at 9pm
    The Harem of no One presents a risk taking cabaret blending storytelling and popular music from SWANA.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Two people, a man and a woman, the man in the foreground wearing a backwards cap and the woman leaning on his shoulder behind him. There is a blue hue over the image.

    TwinBond.

    Wed 19 March at 7:15pm
    Smoldering tensions rise as Simi interrogates Kayode on his silence, revelations about their unravelled bond is brought to the surface.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A green humanoid creature just breaks the surface of pink water under a pink sky. Its hair curls into the water, becoming small waves. Its eyes gaze at you just above the waterline. Shadows of palm trees, storm clouds, and a rollercoaster are behind.
    Amanda Grace presents

    Snoligoster

    Wed 19 March at 9pm
    Straight from the swamp, to set the record straight... Come and behold the Florida folktale legend, captured and shipped to her UK debut, for your twisted delight!
    Art of blue, green and purple whirlpool of water framed by a blue whale in water colour style. Descending towards the middle of the whirlpool os a sailboat, a sword, a pearl necklace and a golden crown.
    Mio Lobban presents

    Baleen

    Fri 21 March at 7:15pm
    Delve into the belly of a whale, where a group led by a matriarch dwell. What happens when a new arrival begins challenging how things have always been done?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    An illustrated figure in blue is superimposed in front of an orange circle, which itself is in front of a larger beige circle. The image has a dark blue background and a colourful patterned border on the top and bottom.
    boilingfrogs presents

    Glossolalia

    Fri 21 March at 9pm
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Somebody in a flower costume holding a yellow flower hat.

    The Word Is On Your Lips, Say the Word

    Mon 24 March at 7:15pm
    We live on fascination. Cameron Sinclair Harris, performer, writer & gender menace, presents new ideas. Witness their birth in real time. The word is on your lips. Say the word.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A pond lifeguard in black and white, wearing a dark cap and white t-shirt, gets ready to dive towards the camera with a determined facial expression and both hands gripping a bright red float.
    Sinéad Brady presents

    Sepondment

    Tue 25 March at 7:15pm
    Sweaty and overwhelmed surviving summers in London? Wade in with lifeguard Nikki for an evening of cabaret as she cracks the secret to surviving London life, pondlife that is.
    A blonde woman with wet hair stands on a roof wearing a dress made from plastic bags. She looks directly into the camera. Purple and green smoke creep into the edges of the picture.

    UnTethered

    Tue 25 March at 9pm
    UnTethered is an autobiographical comedy that follows a queer, demisexual woman with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder as she attempts to transcend her irrational fears.
    The three members of Pat Rascal are pictured on each other's shoulders, wearing one trench coat and a tinfoil space helmet. They are holding a cardboard sign, which says 'To Mars'. There is a sheep bottom left. The background is Yorkshire hills on Mars.
    Pat Rascal presents

    Pat Rascal: Space Gravy

    Wed 26 March at 7:15pm
    Space travel, Yorkshire and the London 2012 Olympics - join three childhood best friends as they multiroll their way to Mars, via Bradford. Expect lip-syncs, clown, and many, many props.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A drawing of a person strangling a skeleton with a halo above their head.
    Toto Bruin presents

    BO(DIES)

    Wed 26 March at 9pm
    Bo is a party-loving 'rent-a-mourner', someone hired to attend empty funerals.
    Six images showing people wearing togas. 1: Two people dancing. 2: One person gives another a piggyback. 3: Person holds two puppets above their head. 4: Two people look into each others eyes. 5: Person with hand over mouth. 6: Person with hand on stomach

    The City of Ladies

    Fri 28 March at 9pm
    Brand new comedy exploring gender, queer joy, and what we might learn from the ladies of the past as we attempt to build a future.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A smiling person in a pink shirt stands in front of a cartoon microphone. The microphone stand is in the shape of a walking stick. The background is blue with rows of chairs that go into the distance, and soft pink circles float above.
    Arthur Moss presents

    Stand Up (Comedy)

    Thu 29 March at 9pm
    Stories, minigames, cardio, and consequences – What more could you want? Arthur Moss pushes their body to the limits, not stopping until the audience says they can.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Drag thing, Jean, pokes their face out of a pile of denim
    Sophia Hirsch presents

    JEAN: Live!

    Sat 29 March at 7:15pm
    JEAN: Live! Is a surrealist sci-fi drag show where a denim alien from a planet made of trash is brought to Earth for scientific study.
    A line drawing in black ink of many people holding wine glasses
    Lisa Gornick presents

    Drawing on the Bottle

    Thurs 17th - Saturday 19th April 7:15pm
    Live projected drawing, music, comedy and pathos about the seduction of alcohol; the reality of ethanol. A unique performance about a toxic life partner and ways to step away.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Lachlan poses as Jack Hammer, a circus strongman - with curled blonde hair in a 1920s style, wearing a blue singlet with white feather shoulders and blue sequined abs, he lifts a huge barbell with weights above his head with one hand.
    Lachlan Werner presents

    Wondertwunk (WIP)

    Thurs 17th - Saturday 19th April 9:00pm
    The Twunk: Body of a Hunk, Head of a Twink Award-winning ventriloquist clown, Lachlan Werner, builds a super strong genre-bending tale of stunts, sea-lions, sci-fi and secrets...
    Shoulders up portrait of drag king: 'Dad'. Dad wears a grey t-shirt and a bright blue gilet, he is holding a thin hammer lovingly in his hands. Dad looks dreamily off camera, he has short dark hair and painted on facial hair. Light blue background.
    Bertie Hodd presents

    Bertie Hodd: Dad Jokes

    Mon 29th April - Saturday 3rd May 7:15pm
    Chuck the gender binary aside and join award-winning drag-king Dad on a queer reparenting extravaganza. Dad Jokes is a coming-of-middle-age story about one regular dad's attempt to understand his child.
    A girl with long blonde hair is looking at the camera. Her head is covered with a white veil. She has one painted black tear on her cheek. She is wearing a white t-shirt. The background of the picture is yellow.

    Sad Bride

    Wed 30 April and Thurs 1st May 9pm
    A new dark solo comedy exploring compulsory heterosexuality, the industrial wedding complex and what happens when you meet 'the one' but you're still the troll under the bridge.
    Sara, an Iranian women with light olive skin is dressed in a dark blue Iranian girls school uniform (blazer, trousers & headscarf). She smiles like a cheshire cat, dancing, with her arms out to her side. Behind is a bright yellow costume on a rail.
    Seemia Theatre presents

    Saria Callas

    Tues 6th - Saturday 17th May (not 12th) 7:15pm
    Saria Callas is a new multimedia play about aspiring to be a singer while growing up in a place where it is forbidden for women to sing.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Fine line illustration of a rat against a navy blue background.

    Like a Rat (WIP)

    Wed 14th and Thurs 15th May 9:00pm
    Queer gig theatre about wild swimming and bodily autonomy. A cautionary tale about the slipperiness of freedom.