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  • Whats On

    Queer

    Image: Since U Been Gone (c) Bronwen Sharp
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A purple, blue & yellow animation with 3 figures engaged in protest. The outer figures have their arms defiantly in the air. One has long hair & a torch & the other scissors. The middle one stands in solidarity with her hair covered holding a hyacinth.

    Solidarity event and fundraiser for the people of Iran

    Wed. 11th Feb at 7:15PM
    ROSHI NASEHI and 678 MYSTIC NIGHTINGALES present a night of MUSIC, THEATRE, COMEDY, SPOKEN WORD and FILM from some of the BEST Iranian diaspora artists in the UK in support of protesters in Iran. 
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Collage with ornate gold frame, antique map of South America, headline ‘LOS MARICONES’, red roses, two HIV medication bottles, a red high-heeled shoe, and an image of the Virgin of Guadalupe, in a vibrant cultural style.

    El Gran Varón (WIP)

    Weds 4 March at 7:15pm
    A politically urgent performance blending testimonies, humour, and archives to confront HIV stigma, colonial legacies, and institutional violence among Latin American migrants in Europe.
    A white woman in her late twenties, is soaked with water. Their eyes are closed, they have a rye smile on their face. They are stood in front of a mouldy wall with yellow graffiti writing reading Landlord's Wet Dream.
    Verity Sharpe presents

    Verity Sharpe: Landlord's Wet Dream

    Thurs 5th March at 7:15pm
    An anarchic punk gig meets protest meets stand-up hour. Landlord's Wet Dream is a hilarious deep dive into the absurdities of the UK housing crisis.
    A woman holds a gold head whilst wearing a lime green showgirl headdress.

    Sam Hickman: First Woman

    Sat 7th March at 9pm
    A Comedy Harp show! What an original premise; maybe come for that!?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A zoomed in picture of the bark of a tree. It is covered in pale-green lichen.
    Fallow presents

    Fieldfare (WIP)

    Sat 7th March at 7:15pm
    Fieldfare is a queer folktale for the forests of modern Britain – boldly dissolving borders between us and nature in a kaleidoscope of poetry, storytelling, archive footage and folk song.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A yellow background with a a microphone, a mouth, Two mikes and lightning bolts all with pink and blue shadows. One Mike has a prop banana mimicking a penis, the other is flexing his biceps.

    Who Gave You The Mic (WIP)

    Tues 10th March at 9pm
    Five Mikes. One Mic. May the best Mike win. A genre-blending night of sketch comedy, centring queer joy, gender politics and everyones favourite alpha male, Mike!
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A woman is stripping off a nuns outfit. She has on a drawn on brown beard and a partially naked body with covered nipples.
    Celeste Cahn presents

    Drag me to Communion (WIP)

    Weds 11th March 2026 at 9pm
    A drag-cabaret exploration of religion, Communion, interfaith marriage, divorce and the Bible.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Child with crown and fake mustache sit with pile of jewels.

    Lil Wenker: BOYKING (WIP)

    Thurs 12th March at 9pm
    ALL HAIL BOYKING! Joffrey (no relation) seeks power at all costs. His crown is mighty, his word is law, his favourite snack... Mummy’s Milk. Bow down—this coronation’s a killer.
    A woman with blue hair lies on the ground in a purple boiler suit with orange trim and in a white tanktop. Behind her, a cityscape blurs into a starry sky with a spaceship launching above.

    Shallowspace

    Fri 13 March at 7:15pm
    Frozen blood. Coolant in your veins. Every moment of human history preserved in digital hyperspace. Memories become data. Routine becomes regimen, yet somehow, your limbs feel... wrong?
    Drag performer TenCza wearing a white gown with a huge cake-shaped headpiece on her head. The headpiece incorporates an actual birthday cake which others are cutting.

    ASMR Queer Experience

    Sat 14 March at 7:15pm
    Neurodivergent queerness creates a gentle storm onstage. We relish in awkward, celebrate our quirks and have fun like 6-year-olds.
    A performer looks at themselves applying make-up in a dressing room mirror
    Theo Chen presents

    Pretty Ugly

    Sat 14 March at 9pm
    Military service, Sondheim, and family history intertwine in this cabaret to determine why Theo feels so ugly, and whether it matters that they do?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Backlit picture of two people embracing each other, the person on the left has a cap on and the person on the right has a ponytail with a hint of pink at the end, the person on the right is blurred because they are in motion.
    Carla Ng presents

    HUG PIECE (WIP)

    Wed 18 March at 6:30pm
    “What's close enough, but not really the real thing, but sometimes exactly what you need?” Carla attempts to solve the great mystery of human contentment, one hug at a time.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Two collage statue torsos float on a black background. They each have a glamorous, well made up eye floating where their heads should be and heart shaped red glitter nipples pasties. A mysterous glittering liquid drips from both.
    Charlie Wood presents

    The Devil’s Eyelash (WIP)

    Wed 18th March at 20:15
    A work in progress staging of The Devil's Eyelash. A high-octane queer apocalypse play combining storytelling, live scoring, cosmic nuns and surrealist myth. A comedy/tragedy, anti-Adam and Eve epic poem.
    A white non-binary person wearing a pink wig, a black and white sports bra, with some fine-line tattoos on their arm is having their hair plaited. They are looking directly at the camera with a touch of attitude and a touch of boredom.
    Stoness Verda presents

    That Song From Rocky Horror (Toucha, Toucha, Touch Me)

    Fri 20th March at 7:15
    Stoness embraces their experience as a sex worker and together we answer, is sex work care work? A playful, provocative twirl through touch, community building and the commodification of intimacy.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A young girl stands looking in the distance with dark brown tied back hair, small pearl studs wearing a dark denim jacket with a brown hood, and patches all over the jacket.. She holds a bright pink book in front of her front of her body.
    Ray Productions presents

    That’s Ace (WIP)

    Sat 21 March at 3pm
    Ace tries to figure out if her feelings for her school crush, Sasha, are romantic or platonic. Is it friendship? Is it love? What’s the difference?
    A person in a long white wig and blue tunic against an aqua background, with a dove, rainbow and water splash around him.

    2 BY 2

    Sat 21 March at 9pm
    Noah’s in charge, and you’re all animals!! A Noah’s Ark character comedy about politics, polyamory, and being singled out by God as the most perfect person to ever exist.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A person speaks into a microphone while crouching over their laptop and DJ controller

    My Mum Told Me Not To Marry An Atheist (WIP)

    Tues 24th Mar at 9pm
    My Mum Told Me Not To Marry An Atheist is a play / DJ set exploring DADI and her granddaughter KAMAL’s relationship about love, marriage & being intergenerational trouble-makers.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Four Asian figures stand before a red and green background, with traces of Chinese-style watercolour painting

    Asian Folx Stories (WIP)

    Wed 25 March at 9PM
    A trans reworking of Mulan and bloody hilarious exploration of what it means to be trans and Asian through folklore & drag – the version Disney would never dare make.