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  • Whats On

    Queer

    Image: Since U Been Gone (c) Bronwen Sharp
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Collage with ornate gold frame, antique map of South America, headline ‘LOS MARICONES’, red roses, two HIV medication bottles, a red high-heeled shoe, and an image of the Virgin of Guadalupe, in a vibrant cultural style.

    El Gran Varón (WIP)

    Weds 4 March at 7:15pm
    A politically urgent performance blending testimonies, humour, and archives to confront HIV stigma, colonial legacies, and institutional violence among Latin American migrants in Europe.
    A white woman in her late twenties, is soaked with water. Their eyes are closed, they have a rye smile on their face. They are stood in front of a mouldy wall with yellow graffiti writing reading Landlord's Wet Dream.
    Verity Sharpe presents

    Verity Sharpe: Landlord's Wet Dream

    Thurs 5th March at 7:15pm
    An anarchic punk gig meets protest meets stand-up hour. Landlord's Wet Dream is a hilarious deep dive into the absurdities of the UK housing crisis.
    A woman holds a gold head whilst wearing a lime green showgirl headdress.

    Sam Hickman: First Woman

    Sat 7th March at 9pm
    A Comedy Harp show! What an original premise; maybe come for that!?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A zoomed in picture of the bark of a tree. It is covered in pale-green lichen.
    Fallow presents

    Fieldfare (WIP)

    Sat 7th March at 7:15pm
    Fieldfare is a queer folktale for the forests of modern Britain – boldly dissolving borders between us and nature in a kaleidoscope of poetry, storytelling, archive footage and folk song.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A yellow background with a a microphone, a mouth, Two mikes and lightning bolts all with pink and blue shadows. One Mike has a prop banana mimicking a penis, the other is flexing his biceps.

    Who Gave You The Mic (WIP)

    Tues 10th March at 9pm
    Four Mikes. One Mic. May the best Mike win. A genre-blending night of sketch comedy, centring queer joy, gender politics and everyones favourite alpha male, Mike!
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A woman is stripping off a nuns outfit. She has on a drawn on brown beard and a partially naked body with covered nipples.
    Celeste Cahn presents

    Drag me to Communion (WIP)

    Weds 11th March 2026 at 9pm
    A drag-cabaret exploration of religion, Communion, interfaith marriage, divorce and the Bible.
    A woman with blue hair lies on the ground in a purple boiler suit with orange trim and in a white tanktop. Behind her, a cityscape blurs into a starry sky with a spaceship launching above.

    Shallowspace

    Wed 11 and Fri 13 March at 7:15pm
    Frozen blood. Coolant in your veins. Every moment of human history preserved in digital hyperspace. Memories become data. Routine becomes regimen, yet somehow, your limbs feel... wrong?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Child with crown and fake mustache sit with pile of jewels.

    Lil Wenker: BOYKING (WIP)

    Thurs 12th March at 9pm
    ALL HAIL BOYKING! Joffrey (no relation) seeks power at all costs. His crown is mighty, his word is law, his favourite snack... Mummy’s Milk. Bow down—this coronation’s a killer.
    Drag performer TenCza wearing a white gown with a huge cake-shaped headpiece on her head. The headpiece incorporates an actual birthday cake which others are cutting.

    ASMR Queer Experience

    Sat 14 March at 7:15pm
    Neurodivergent queerness creates a gentle storm onstage. We relish in awkward, celebrate our quirks and have fun like 6-year-olds.
    A performer looks at themselves applying make-up in a dressing room mirror
    Theo Chen presents

    Pretty Ugly

    Sat 14 March at 9pm
    Military service, Sondheim, and family history intertwine in this cabaret to determine why Theo feels so ugly, and whether it matters that they do?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    5 people holding hands in a circle dancing
    Carla Ng presents

    HUG PIECE (WIP)

    Wed 18 March at 6:30pm
    Do you believe in life after hug? Hugging feels both mundane and spiritual, everyday and cosmic. Something happens when we wrap our arms around each other. What is it?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A person speaks into a microphone while crouching over their laptop and DJ controller
    Amina Aaliya Beg presents

    My Mum Told Me Not To Marry An Atheist (WIP)

    Thurs 19 and Tues 24th Mar at 9pm
    My Mum Told Me Not To Marry An Atheist is a play / DJ set exploring DADI and her granddaughter KAMAL’s relationship about love, marriage & being intergenerational trouble-makers.
    A white non-binary person wearing a pink wig, a black and white sports bra, with some fine-line tattoos on their arm is having their hair plaited. They are looking directly at the camera with a touch of attitude and a touch of boredom.
    Stoness Verda presents

    That Song From Rocky Horror (Toucha, Toucha, Touch Me)

    Fri 20th March at 7:15
    Stoness embraces their experience as a sex worker and together we answer, is sex work care work? A playful, provocative twirl through touch, community building and the commodification of intimacy.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A young girl stands looking in the distance with dark brown tied back hair, small pearl studs wearing a dark denim jacket with a brown hood, and patches all over the jacket.. She holds a bright pink book in front of her front of her body.
    Ray Productions presents

    That’s Ace (WIP)

    Fri 20 March at 9pm and Sat 21 March at 3pm
    Ace tries to figure out if her feelings for her school crush, Sasha, are romantic or platonic. Is it friendship? Is it love? What’s the difference?
    A person in a long white wig and blue tunic against an aqua background, with a dove, rainbow and water splash around him.
    Nathaniel Jones presents

    2 BY 2

    Sat 21 March at 9pm
    Noah's in charge, and you're all animals!! A Noah's Ark character comedy about politics, polyamory, and being singled out by God as the most perfect person to ever exist.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Four Asian figures stand before a red and green background, with traces of Chinese-style watercolour painting
    Mild Peril presents

    Asian Folx Stories (WIP)

    Wed 25 March at 9PM
    A trans reworking of Mulan and bloody hilarious exploration of what it means to be trans and Asian through folklore & drag – the version Disney would never dare make.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A short, white masculine presenting person with short brown hair stands in the light of a street light wearing a white vest and blue jeans spattered with blood. They are holding an axe with blood on the blade and staring vacantly in to the camera.
    Ros Watt presents

    Trans People are Awful [Starting Blocks 26]

    Sat 28th March at 9pm
    Transitioning’s hard, finding the right parts is harder. In a garage in North-East Scotland, a young trans guy invites you to witness his genius in hunting cis-men for body parts.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    An image of Aarian on stage holding a microphone.  He is a clean shaven Middle Eastern man with thick black hair.
    Aarian Mehrabani presents

    How's Your Head? (WIP)

    Tues 14 April at 9pm
    Critically acclaimed, multi award-winning Writer and Comedian Aarian Mehrabani, co-writer and actor of the 2023 smash hit play “It’s a MotherF**king Pleasure”, brings his debut hour of stand up to life.
    Three men in their 40s and early 50s, playing a guitar, accordion and violin, are performing in front of pride flags. The accordion player, who is wearing a bwoler hat, is also singing. The other two men are in caps.

    Queer Revolutionary Singalong

    Weds 22 April at 8:30pm
    Join the Black Smock Band for fiery folk tunes and leftie singalong classics, from 'Bread and Roses' to 'Solidarity Forever'. Bring your singing voice (if you want) and your revolutionary fervour!
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Arden, a light skinned person with blonde hair, is being offered a communion wafer. They are wearing a red hat, and red lipstick, and the background is red. Their mouth is open, ready to accept the wafer. There's an odd sexy sensuality to the image.
    Arden Fitzroy presents

    CVNTCLAVE (WIP)

    Weds 6 May at 9pm
    A one-Cardinal-show exploring power, faith, hypocrisy, and how much tea can go in that cup before it runneth over. Inspired by the hottest film of recent times: Conclave. But queer(er).
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    2 Black women, 1 White non-binary person, in a digitally painted image. The floor is red with a carpet a black woman holds the edges of, whilst a white non-binary person pulls them towards the second woman, who shines a lamp beaming light at the other 2.

    Bad Lesbians (WIP)

    Tues 12 May at 7:15pm
    Bad Lesbians is a messy exploration of intimate partner violence in queer relationships, interrogating our roles as witness, perpetrator and victim.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A pink and purple close-up of a person's face on a glitchy background. They look to the right with surprise/concern. They are wearing a pair of thin-framed glasses on the edge of their nose, which contains a green pair of eyes looking straight forward.
    Vera Majoor presents

    The Undesirable Mx. PLOP (WIP)

    Tues 12 May at 9pm
    Meet PLOP, the digital self you never knew you needed. (Wanted. Asked for.) A peak panic tech-xperiment of gender chaos and reimagination, PLOP is always watching. PLOP will never leave.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A Chinese woman crying while sitting in the driver’s seat of a car.
    Zhōu Níng presents

    This Time is Different (WIP)

    Wed 13 May at 9pm
    This Time Is Different is a one-hour comedy show by Zhou Ning, blending stand-up, live music and storytelling to trace a tender, awkward journey from wanting love to learning how to give it to yourself.
    Frankie is a blonde, dark eyed white femme presenting person against a black background. She has two buns in her hair looking suggestively down the camera as if to say 'I dare you'. She is wearing some interesting faux fur fabrics that drown her.
    Frankie Thompson presents

    Frankie Thompson - Horrible Things (Works in Regress)

    Thurs 14 - Sat 16 May at 9pm
    Not a work in progress. No progress will be made. This is a work in regress. Please do not come if you’re expecting content, plot and/or structure.