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  • What's On

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    Next up in CPT's programme: Autumn Season and The State We're In Festival.

    Higlights include: Why A Black Woman Will Never Be Prime Minister / I Am Leah / Sh!t Theatre's Sing-A-Long-A-Muppet Christmas Carol & Sh!t Actually / The Spectacular / This is What Utopia Looks Like / I Dream In Colour.

    The Monument

    Thu 21 - Fri 22 Nov at 9pm
    A one-woman performance with audience participation using drag, spoken word and comedy. A story of Bogdan - an Eastern European builder working on a mysterious construction site.

    The Writing of Stones

    Thu 21 - Fri 22 Nov at 7.15pm
    A reverie on the reality-altering nature of attention, the limits of language, and humanity’s place in the natural world inspired by the ideas and stones of Roger Caillois.
    Don’t Tell Dad About Diana - David Morrison

    Don’t Tell Dad About Diana

    Sat 23 - Sun 24 Nov at 7pm
    Dublin, 1997. Two friends worship Princess Diana under the nose of their nationalist families. A show that asks, Can a republican rock a revenge dress?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Ancestral Time Travel Agency - Louiseanne Wong with aid of Canva AI

    Ancestral Time Travel Agency

    Sat 23 - Sun 24 Nov at 9pm
    Using parkour and clowning to take apart the constructs of an honourable Chinese lady, this work-in-progress explores the artists' identities and memories within both East and West cultures.
    Theatre Tapas (25th Nov) -
    Theatre Tapas presents

    Theatre Tapas (25th Nov)

    Mon 25 Nov at 7.30pm
    3 brand new works-in-progress including a brand new dark comedy, a clown show about angels, and an improvised rap musical
    Unpopular Culture - andy.go photography
    Tahira Dar presents

    Unpopular Culture

    Tue 26 - Wed 27 Nov at 7.15pm
    How does it feel when popular culture both influences and ignores you? A new show about raising children, following your dreams and the importance of representation.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Countess Dracula - Henry Maynard
    Ofthejackel presents

    Countess Dracula

    Tue 26 Nov at 9pm
    From the forgotten depths something truly awful is coming. Lurking in the shadows, A parasite, A monster, A woman. Countess Dracula.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    The Switchboard Project - Switchboard Project

    The Switchboard Project

    Wed 27 - Thu 28 Nov at 9pm
    The nightshift, 1987. Switchboard is a 24 hour helpline, the AIDS epidemic is on the rise, and four lesbians have answered the call.
    James Rowland Dies at the End of the Show - Rosie Collins
    James Rowland presents

    James Rowland Dies at the End of the Show

    Thu 28 - Sat 30 Nov at 7.15pm
    A desert island disc spun from threads of the future. About life, humanity and of course James Rowland will die at the end of the show.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Too Hot, Too Cold, Just Right - Florian Lim
    Burning Attic presents

    Too Hot, Too Cold, Just Right

    Fri 29 - Sat 30 Nov at 9pm
    WARNING: SCENES OF ASEXUAL NATURE. Jade cannot shake the voice in her head that something is missing and it’s getting louder... A work-in-progress challenging representations of our romantic and sexual connections.
    Twelfth Night -

    Twelfth Night

    Sun 1 - Mon 2 Dec at 7pm
    Twelfth Night is a fast-paced romantic comedy with several interwoven plots of romance, mistaken identities and practical jokes.
    Baklâ - Image: Joe Magowan, Poster: Laura Whitehouse

    Baklâ

    Tue 3 - Fri 6 Dec at 7.15pm
    Baklâ, noun. Language: Tagalog. Definitions: 1) homosexual; 2) unable to reproduce; 3) F****t. After tearing up the Edinburgh Fringe and a national tour, ★★★★★ Baklâ returns to London.
    When the Fun Stops, Try Again? -
    Nathan Charles presents

    When the Fun Stops, Try Again?

    Tue 3 - Fri 6 Dec at 9pm
    An interactive and audience-led show about gambling addiction. ‘There’s a one in fifty-one chance you’ll win £500. There’s also a one in fifty-one chance you’ll end the show immediately. '
    Sing-A-Long-A Muppet Christmas Carol - Lizzie Coombes
    Sh!t Theatre presents

    Sing-A-Long-A Muppet Christmas Carol

    10, 11, 19, 20, 21 Dec at 7pm
    Join ‘anarchic performance legends’ (Time Out) Sh!t Theatre & friends this December for this cult Christmas miracle. Perfect for office parties, romantic dates and literally anything else.
    Edy Hurst’s Wonderfull Discoverie of Witches in the Countie of Himself - Andy Hollingworth
    Edy Hurst presents

    Edy Hurst’s Wonderfull Discoverie of Witches in the Countie of Himself

    Thu 12 - Fri 13 Dec at 9pm
    Hark! Grab your broomsticks and join Edy Hurst on a spirit journey following remarkable revelations about his relations, combining The Lancashire Witches, Neurodivergence and the Venga Boys.
    Sh!t Actually - Lizzie Coombes
    Sh!t Theatre presents

    Sh!t Actually

    12, 13, 14, 17, 18 Dec at 7pm
    WE ARE YOUR NEW TRADITION. WE ARE YOUR WEIRD FAMILY. A two-woman 100% faithful, word-by-word (not really) remake of the Christmas film we all hate to love: ‘Love Actually’.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    DESPERATE WEE GAY BOY - Alice Barker and Cameron Kelsey

    DESPERATE WEE GAY BOY

    Sat 14 Dec at 9pm
    ‘DESPERATE WEE GAY BOY’ started as a vent, an agitation towards the London dating scene and then more specifically gay dating and hookup culture.
    Pascol - Vocal Performance -
    presents

    Pascol - Vocal Performance

    Sun 15 Dec at 7pm
    Pascol's debut in London: a vocal performance where five voices transform stories of the audience into improvised soundscapes, creating an intimate musical reflection of shared emotions and memories.
    Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (sorry) - Amanda Hallam Lane

    Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (sorry)

    Tue 17 - Wed 18 Dec at 9pm
    Autobiographical theatre meets playful chaos in a heartwarming, hilariously nonchalant ride led by two best friends who just want to feel cool.
    Jessica Durand: Over The Top -
    Jessica Durand presents

    Jessica Durand: Over The Top

    Sat 18 Jan at 9pm
    A multimedia comedy show about one woman's silliest, most erratic, and all-consuming hyper-fixation yet: World War One Downton Abbey fan fiction.

    "Welcoming, friendly, the best bits of London in a cool venue."

    Audience member