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  • What's On

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    Next up in CPT's programme: Exciting Hires and the return of our famous SPRINT Festival.

    Higlights include: Our Big Bang scratch nights / Silly Little Things / If Not This Then ThatThe Freemartin.

    Twelfth Night

    Thu 13 - Fri 14 Feb at 7pm
    Twelfth Night is a fast-paced romantic comedy with several interwoven plots of romance, mistaken identities and practical jokes.
    Oliver Watson presents

    ARTISTS

    Fri 28 Feb & Sat 1 Mar at 7:30pm
    How much is a young artist willing to sacrifice in the pursuit of their success?
    Collateral Damage -

    Collateral Damage

    Sun 16 Feb at 2pm
    Collateral Damage is an immersive performance set in a public meeting, exposing and challenging discriminatory prejudices against refugees and othered communities by confronting the cognitive dissonance within these harmful narratives.
    Anatomy of a Doctor -

    Anatomy of a Doctor

    Thu 20th, Fri 21st and Mon 24th Feb at 7:15pm
    Before healing the living, future doctors learn from the dead. What do their silent teachers open up for them? Theatre for anyone who cares about who cares for us and how.
    Comedy & Bluegrass About Strange Public Records -
    FOIA comedy presents

    Comedy & Bluegrass About Strange Public Records

    Sun 23rd Feb at 6:30pm
    A comedy show about American public records, featuring an award-winning bluegrass band for a night of hilarious entertainment.
    Keith... -

    Keith...

    Wed 26th and Thu 27th of Feb at 8pm
    A story about neurodiversity, Shakespeare and working-class voices, told by an Irish man.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    THE PIGS ARE COMING - Tasnim Siddiqa Amin
    Queen of Arts presents

    THE PIGS ARE COMING

    Tue 11th Mar at 7:15pm
    An urgent performance about protest, policing, and resistance, THE PIGS ARE COMING is born from Tasnim’s arrest in Peckham last May to explore a new, unsettling era in Britain.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Big Bang Scratch Night - 12th Mar 2025 -

    Big Bang Scratch Night - 12th Mar 2025

    Wed 12th Mar at 7:15pm
    Big Bang is CPT’s regular scratch night: an explosion of performance from which new universes of theatre may one day emerge.
    Pimlico - Viransh Koradia

    Pimlico

    Thu 13 March at 9pm
    Two strangers, a funeral and a set of dentures.
    if not this then that  - Lily Clay
    Wild Guess presents

    if not this then that

    Thu 13 March at 7:15pm
    if not this then that is a play performed by the audience. It's about agency, control and the colonial origins of modern computing technology. It's a play about us.
    Boy Band - Lilla Hodossy
    Bike Folds Three presents

    Boy Band

    Fri 14 March at 7:15pm
    “Boy Band” finish their world tour with an intimate gig in Camden. A musical comedy featuring three men who are definitely teenagers singing songs of heartbreak, loneliness, and rocks.
    The Beauty of Being Herd - Ruth Berkoff
    Ruth Berkoff presents

    The Beauty of Being Herd

    Sat 15 March at 7:15pm
    Ever get overwhelmed and wish life was simpler? Hannah's decided to live as a sheep. Comedy, original songs and heartfelt sharing. Bonkers!
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Crossing No Man's Land - (Are we Sleep Walking into World War 3?) -

    Crossing No Man's Land - (Are we Sleep Walking into World War 3?)

    Sat 15 March at 9pm
    Dynamic new performance shards devised in 50 hours of Women and War workshops by Kay Adshead and Company
    Portrait of a Queer in Panic - Rhiannon Bird (@rhiannonlucybird)

    Portrait of a Queer in Panic

    Sun 16 March at 7:15pm
    Portrait of a Queer in Panic is a messy, euphoric exploration of living as someone that doesn’t colour within the lines.
    The Freemartin - Speakbeast Theatre
    Speakbeast presents

    The Freemartin

    Sun 16 March at 9pm
    This is a show about a great British industry. It’s a show about cows, and hormones, and plenty of tractors. This is a show about transphobia. Sorry– we mean agriculture.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    The City for Incurable Women - Designer: Vanessa Sampaio Borgmann
    fish in a dress presents

    The City for Incurable Women

    Mon 17 March at 7:15pm
    An outrageous tale of misogyny and mistreatment based on the true story of patients performing their ‘hysteria’ onstage in 19th century Paris.
    Dolmuş Mini Bus - Diego Echeverry

    Dolmuş Mini Bus

    Mon 17th Mar at 9pm
    The Harem of no One presents a risk taking cabaret blending storytelling and popular music from SWANA.
    Big Bang Scratch Night - 18th Mar 2025 -

    Big Bang Scratch Night - 18th Mar 2025

    Tue 18 March at 7:15pm
    Big Bang is CPT’s regular scratch night: an explosion of performance from which new universes of theatre may one day emerge.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    TwinBond. - Nana Opoku-Agyeman at Solarflare Pictures

    TwinBond.

    Wed 19 March at 7:15pm
    Smoldering tensions rise as Simi interrogates Kayode on his silence, revelations about their unravelled bond is brought to the surface.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Snoligoster - Hunter Johns
    Amanda Grace presents

    Snoligoster

    Wed 19 March at 9pm
    Straight from the swamp, to set the record straight... Come and behold the Florida folktale legend, captured and shipped to her UK debut, for your twisted delight!
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    were you in terror? did you know? did you feel the claw that cleaned you? - ES

    were you in terror? did you know? did you feel the claw that cleaned you?

    Thu 20 March at 7:15pm
    Bennie really puts the ghost in ghostwriter. She writes suicide notes for a living. A thorny solo comedy about death, jobs, and Anthony Bourdain. Sort of.
    Beyond Unity - Photography: Petre Draghici   Image Design: Alexandra Draghici

    Beyond Unity

    Thu 20 March at 9pm
    Beyond Unity invites you on a disjointed dive into dissociation. Comedy, movement, sound, art and lived experiences collide and flip every five minutes, reshaping how we understand dissociative minds!
    Baleen - Faisa Awow
    Mio Lobban presents

    Baleen

    Fri 21 March at 7:15pm
    Delve into the belly of a whale, where a group led by a matriarch dwell. What happens when a new arrival begins challenging how things have always been done?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Glossolalia - William Byam Shaw

    Glossolalia

    Fri 21 March at 9pm
    Kitty Dollparts & Other Performing Objects - Designed by Rhiannon Lucy Bird, photographed by A.P.B.

    Kitty Dollparts & Other Performing Objects

    Sat 22 March 7:15pm
    A very serious show about porn... with puppets! A camp, silly, sexy piece of theatre which shines a light on the topic we love to clear from our browsing history.
    Displacement - Phil Crow
    Mindscape Arts presents

    Displacement

    Sat 22 March at 9pm
    Part theatre, part film, part live music performance, DISPLACEMENT is a show about abstracting The Tempest, about taking photographs, about capturing a moment.
    We Are On The Brink Of Something  - Christa Holka
    shelf/break presents

    We Are On The Brink Of Something

    Sat 22 March at 3pm
    There is a cycle of seven scores. If you do them often enough, the world changes shape. We invite you to organise, strategise, and mobilise beneath our makeshift tent.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    The Word Is On Your Lips, Say the Word - Sofia Natoli

    The Word Is On Your Lips, Say the Word

    Mon 24 March at 7:15pm
    We live on fascination. Cameron Sinclair Harris, performer, writer & gender menace, presents new ideas. Witness their birth in real time. The word is on your lips. Say the word.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    DEAD DAD DEATH CULT - Samra Mayanja
    Samra Mayanja presents

    DEAD DAD DEATH CULT

    Mon 24 March at 9pm
    In this absurdist musical meets sad-girl performance art, HOLLLIDAY skirts around the overwhelming presence of the paternal void.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Sepondment - Sophia McTaggart
    Sinéad Brady presents

    Sepondment

    Tue 25 March at 7:15pm
    Sweaty and overwhelmed surviving summers in London? Wade in with lifeguard Nikki for an evening of cabaret as she cracks the secret to surviving London life, pondlife that is.
    UnTethered - Skyler Reid

    UnTethered

    Tue 25 March at 9pm
    UnTethered is an autobiographical comedy that follows a queer, demisexual woman with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder as she attempts to transcend her irrational fears.
    Pat Rascal: Space Gravy - Photographer: Sam Dodgshon / Designed by Rob Davidson
    Pat Rascal presents

    Pat Rascal: Space Gravy

    Wed 26 March at 7:15pm
    Space travel, Yorkshire and the London 2012 Olympics - join three childhood best friends as they multiroll their way to Mars, via Bradford. Expect lip-syncs, clown, and many, many props.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    BO(DIES) - Tabitha Wykeham
    Toto Bruin presents

    BO(DIES)

    Wed 26 March at 9pm
    Bo is a party-loving 'rent-a-mourner', someone hired to attend empty funerals.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Baba - Mariana Feijo/ Michael Jones
    Halima Habil presents

    Baba

    Thu 27 March at 7:15pm
    From the high mountains of Transylvania, dry desert of Sahara and the wet red sea comes... Baba, an hour of professional silliness by solo clown act Halima.
    The Jewish Dog - Yarden Shemesh
    Shahaf Beer presents

    The Jewish Dog

    Thu 27 March at 9pm
    The performance filters the darkest period of Jewish history through the naive perspective of a dog, offers a view of the subject as never seen before.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Untitled Bruce Rowley Project - Chris Whyte adapted from Richard Prince

    Untitled Bruce Rowley Project

    Fri 28 March at 7:15pm
    The doors swing open and the room falls silent. A storyteller begins the story of a cowboy, an archetype, a man as hard as the country they’ve crossed.
    The City of Ladies - Zosia Kibalo. Design Credit: George Kempson

    The City of Ladies

    Fri 28 March at 9pm
    Brand new comedy exploring gender, queer joy, and what we might learn from the ladies of the past as we attempt to build a future.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Stand Up (Comedy) - Wyn Teasdale
    Wyn Teasdale presents

    Stand Up (Comedy)

    Thu 29 March at 9pm
    Stories, minigames, cardio, and consequences – What more could you want? Arthur Moss pushes their body to the limits, not stopping until the audience says they can.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    JEAN: Live!  - Leon Bach @ltbp_photo
    Sophia Hirsch presents

    JEAN: Live!

    Sat 29 March at 7:15pm
    JEAN: Live! Is a surrealist sci-fi drag show where a denim alien from a planet made of trash is brought to Earth for scientific study.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    The Best Of - Camille Davison
    Ellie Higgins presents

    The Best Of

    Sat 29 Mar at times between 5pm and 9pm
    I've made you a mixtape – do you want to listen? A compilation of my favourite tracks, a selection of memories spinning round. Press play and take a pause.
    Big Bang Scratch Night - 30 March 2025 -

    Big Bang Scratch Night - 30 March 2025

    Sun 30 March at 7:15pm
    Big Bang is CPT’s regular scratch night: an explosion of performance from which new universes of theatre may one day emerge.

    "The seed commission has made me feel supported, not just as an artist but also a woman of colour whose story needs to be heard."

    CPT Commissioned Artist