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  • Whats On

    Spring 2026

    Image: Oliver Parker

    Say goodbye to Winter and hello to Spring - our 2026 season is full of award-winning theatre! 

    Get 25% off tickets if you book two or more shows in one go, discount applies automatically at checkout.

    An image of a brown Dad wearing a yellow jumper and orange hat with his son wearing an orange coat sat together on a tree branch looking up at the starts. There is a blue background and white text saying
    Astraea Theatre presents

    Rajiv's Starry Feelings

    Weds 7 - Thurs 9 April at 10am, 1pm and 3pm (no 10am show on the 7th)
    Rajiv's Starry Feeling's is a sparkly storytelling experience that explores those complex emotions we feel but cannot always name. Ages 2+. Based on the picture book by Niall Moorjani.
    Two people in one Aran Jumper wearing balaclavas—one green, one black—stand against a green backdrop, playfully pulling at each other's masks.

    The Spectacular

    Wed 8 - Sat 11 April at 7:15pm (3pm matinee on Sat)
    THE SPECTACULAR is an experiment in the performance of (Irish)nationalism, interrogating how to engage with contentious history when the descendants of colonised and coloniser are forced together in room.
    An man with orange hair, a scraggly beard, a bandage around his head and a food delivery backpack makes a distorted face toward the camera.
    Donna Oblongata presents

    The Van Gogh Shogh

    Wed 8 and Thurs 9 April at 9pm
    Welcome to the true "Van Gogh Immersive Experience": One part Paint and Sip, one part karaoke night and one part Sotheby's with the greatest painter to ever live.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    British flag with a tear going down the middle
    Thea Melton presents

    BLAXIT MEANS BLAXIT (WIP)

    Tues 14 April at 7:15pm
    Black, British and fed up with your life in the UK? Choose BLAXIT
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    An image of Aarian on stage holding a microphone.  He is a clean shaven Middle Eastern man with thick black hair.
    Aarian Mehrabani presents

    How's Your Head? (WIP)

    Tues 14 April at 9pm
    Critically acclaimed, multi award-winning Writer and Comedian Aarian Mehrabani, co-writer and actor of the 2023 smash hit play “It’s a MotherF**king Pleasure”, brings his debut hour of stand up to life.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A young black woman stands with her right hand on her forehead and her left hand held above her head.
    Fuse Theatre presents

    Pray For Me (WIP)

    Wed 15 - Sat 18 April at 7:15pm (3pm on Sat)
    Pray For Me is a powerful new work-in-progress exploring faith, Deafness and identity, as a Black Deaf woman confronts ideas of cure, belief and belonging through poetry, movement and music.
    A Brown Deaf Man, stocky build wearing a black top, sleeves up. With black hair fluffed to one side, black moustache on its own, eyes wide open as he look like he's asking a question to the audience with both hands on the chest as a BSL for 'patience'
    Nadeem Islam presents

    Nadeem Islam: An hour of stand up

    Weds 15 April at 9pm and Tues 5 May at 7pm
    A cool dude but yet not so cool headed, Nadeem Islam talking about how f**ked up the world is at the moment, nothing new right?
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Man with sunglasses looking serious. Background of an explosion, red pills flying everywhere, a shark and a lion in mid air either side of him mid-fight. APEX Podcast on a red sign above him.
    Theo Burns presents

    Apex (WIP)

    Tues 21 April at 7:15pm
    How are we meant to act as young men today? A darkly comedic exploration of masculinity, digital delusion and the fragile egos hiding behind alpha male influencing.
    Three men in their 40s and early 50s, playing a guitar, accordion and violin, are performing in front of pride flags. The accordion player, who is wearing a bwoler hat, is also singing. The other two men are in caps.

    Queer Revolutionary Singalong

    Weds 22 April at 8:30pm
    Join the Black Smock Band for fiery folk tunes and leftie singalong classics, from 'Bread and Roses' to 'Solidarity Forever'. Bring your singing voice (if you want) and your revolutionary fervour!
    Image depicts actor Joe Mallalieu in the role of Danny in RUM, sat alongside his dog, whilst renovating a house

    RUM

    Wed 22 - 25 Apr at 7.15pm
    Plasterer Danny has been up all night. Now he's got to give the speech of his life. RUM is a funny and powerful play wrestling with masculinity, mental health and addiction.
    A person in a yellow hazmat suit, with a red background and an upside down american flag
    Red Biscuit presents

    Little Town Blue

    Thurs 23 - Sat 25 April at 9pm
    The "Weird and Wacky and Wonderful" Red Biscuit are back with another "Pythonesque physical comedy".
    WORK IN PROGRESS
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    No Photos (WIP)

    Tues 28 April at 7:15pm
    No Photos is a spoken word show that explores social anxiety, self-image, and visibility through the lens of a man who never wants to be in the picture.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    The side of a man's head, with short hair, stubble and an earring. In the background is a block of flats.

    Suga (WIP)

    Tues 28 April at 9pm
    Drowning in debt, Harry signs up to a website connecting struggling individuals with wealthy ‘sugar daddies’ and begins a seemingly straightforward and initially transactional relationship with ‘Daddy’.
    Man in a squat
    Bobak Champion presents

    I'm Muslamic Don't Panik

    Wed 29 April - Sat 2 May at 7pm (3pm Sat matinee)
    Story telling meets dance, live music meets clowning. An intimate spectacle of identity, where being British, Iranian, and a Hip-Hop head collide.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Arden, a light skinned person with blonde hair, is being offered a communion wafer. They are wearing a red hat, and red lipstick, and the background is red. Their mouth is open, ready to accept the wafer. There's an odd sexy sensuality to the image.
    Arden Fitzroy presents

    CVNTCLAVE (WIP)

    Weds 6 May at 9pm
    A one-Cardinal-show exploring power, faith, hypocrisy, and how much tea can go in that cup before it runneth over. Inspired by the hottest film of recent times: Conclave. But queer(er).
    Jamal Franklin as Man in BUFF

    BUFF

    Weds 6 - Sat 9 May at 7:15pm (with 3pm matinee on Sat)
    A plus-sized gay man rents out his spare room to a buff Instagram model in this funny and poignant story of body image and learning to love yourself.
    A photo of a cardboard box that says Handle With Care on it in thick black letters
    Ontroerend Goed presents

    Handle With Care

    Thurs 7 - Sat 9 May at 9pm
    Handle with Care is a theatre performance in a box. No actors, no technicians. Just a box. And you.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    2 Black women, 1 White non-binary person, in a digitally painted image. The floor is red with a carpet a black woman holds the edges of, whilst a white non-binary person pulls them towards the second woman, who shines a lamp beaming light at the other 2.

    Bad Lesbians (WIP)

    Tues 12 May at 7:15pm
    Bad Lesbians is a messy exploration of intimate partner violence in queer relationships, it interrogates our roles as witness, perpetrator and victim.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A pink and purple close-up of a person's face on a glitchy background. They look to the right with surprise/concern. They are wearing a pair of thin-framed glasses on the edge of their nose, which contains a green pair of eyes looking straight forward.
    Vera Majoor presents

    The Undesirable Mx. PLOP (WIP)

    Tues 12 May at 9pm
    Meet PLOP, the digital self you never knew you needed. (Wanted. Asked for.) A peak panic tech-xperiment of gender chaos and reimagination, PLOP is always watching. PLOP will never leave.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A Chinese woman crying while sitting in the driver’s seat of a car.
    Zhōu Níng presents

    This Time is Different (WIP)

    Wed 13 May at 9pm
    This Time Is Different is a one-hour comedy show by Zhou Ning, blending stand-up, live music and storytelling to trace a tender, awkward journey from wanting love to learning how to give it to yourself.
    White needle point tapestry against a black background of a woman holding a pair of scissors. The scissors are open and pointed towards her as if she is about to cut one of her threads.
    Jenny Witzel presents

    Work While They Sleep

    Wed 13 - Sat 16 May at 7:15pm (3pm on Sat)
    A new Brazilian play about the working lives of women in late capitalism and the relentless pressure to succeed.
    Frankie is a blonde, dark eyed white femme presenting person against a black background. She has two buns in her hair looking suggestively down the camera as if to say 'I dare you'. She is wearing some interesting faux fur fabrics that drown her.
    Frankie Thompson presents

    Frankie Thompson - Horrible Things (Works in Regress)

    Thurs 14 - Sat 16 May at 9pm
    Not a work in progress. No progress will be made. This is a work in regress. Please do not come if you’re expecting content, plot and/or structure.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    Woman wearing leopard-print sunglasses and red lipstick poses against a bright pink background, holding multiple shopping bags, swamped by consumer goods—playful yet overwhelmed.
    Chiara Vascotto presents

    Stuffed (WIP)

    Tues 19 May at 7:15pm
    Is stuff good? Bad? As a market researcher, Chiara should know. But it’s complicated. Based on true stories, Stuffed wonders how best to handle consumerism, when there’s no Planet B.
    WORK IN PROGRESS
    A picture of a black high heel
    Karen Cecilia presents

    Doorway To Perception (WIP)

    Tues 19 May at 9pm
    Where Music Meets Memory. Doorway To Perception asks the audience to consider music as memory and as part of their story.
    A performer stands on a dark stage with one arm raised and the other extended, gazing upward. She wears a blue patterned dress with red patchwork pockets, echoing the quilt panels hanging behind her on clotheslines.

    Holding Ground

    Weds 20 to Sat 23 May at 7pm (3pm on Sat)
    A multilingual solo performance exploring lineage and home-making through story, song, and quilting. Holding Ground invites audiences into a tender, participatory act of remembrance, repair, and connection across distance.