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At CPT we are committed to ensuring the best possible experience for all artists, audience members and other visitors to our space. We welcome customers and artists with disabilities and are pleased to assist you in your visit.

If you have any questions or enquiries, please do get in touch by phone at 020 7419 4841 or email at foh@cptheatre.co.uk.

Sing-A-Long-A Muppet Christmas Carol

10, 11, 19, 20, 21 Dec at 7pm

Events with Access Features

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Assistance dogs welcome

Assistance dogs are welcome at all CPT shows.

Audio Description

The process of utilising a voice to describe the actions happening on stage.

BSL Performance

These performances will have a BSL interpreter present at the show.

Captioned Performance

These performances are assisted with captions. Please check the events page to confirm how to access the captions.

Relaxed Performance

Relaxed performances are safe, calm and friendly to all ages and access needs.

Touch Tour

Wheelchair Accessible

The CPT building is accessible for wheelchair users with a lift available for access to the basement. Please see Our Venue - Access page for dimensions

Accessible Events

Margot Przymierska presents

The Monument

Thu 21 - Fri 22 Nov at 9pm

A one-woman performance with audience participation using drag, spoken word and comedy. A story of Bogdan - an Eastern European builder working on a mysterious construction site.

Comedy

International

Poetry

Queer

Solo Performance

Spoken Word

Emballage Ensemble presents

The Writing of Stones

Thu 21 - Fri 22 Nov at 7.15pm

A reverie on the reality-altering nature of attention, the limits of language, and humanity’s place in the natural world inspired by the ideas and stones of Roger Caillois.

Conor Murray Hannah Power present

Don’t Tell Dad About Diana

Sat 23 - Sun 24 Nov at 7pm

Dublin, 1997. Two friends worship Princess Diana under the nose of their nationalist families. A show that asks, Can a republican rock a revenge dress?

Isabella Leung Louiseanne Wong present

Ancestral Time Travel Agency

Sat 23 - Sun 24 Nov at 9pm

Using parkour and clowning to take apart the constructs of an honourable Chinese lady, this work-in-progress explores the artists' identities and memories within both East and West cultures.

Theatre Tapas presents

Theatre Tapas (25th Nov)

Mon 25 Nov at 7.30pm

3 brand new works-in-progress including a brand new dark comedy, a clown show about angels, and an improvised rap musical

Ofthejackel presents

Countess Dracula

Tue 26 Nov at 9pm

From the forgotten depths something truly awful is coming. Lurking in the shadows, A parasite, A monster, A woman. Countess Dracula.

Tahira Dar presents

Unpopular Culture

Tue 26 - Wed 27 Nov at 7.15pm

How does it feel when popular culture both influences and ignores you? A new show about raising children, following your dreams and the importance of representation.

Solo Performance

WORK IN PROGRESS

Doubletake Theatre presents

The Switchboard Project

Wed 27 - Thu 28 Nov at 9pm

The nightshift, 1987. Switchboard is a 24 hour helpline, the AIDS epidemic is on the rise, and four lesbians have answered the call.

James Rowland presents

James Rowland Dies at the End of the Show

Thu 28 - Sat 30 Nov at 7.15pm

A desert island disc spun from threads of the future. About life, humanity and of course James Rowland will die at the end of the show.

Burning Attic presents

Too Hot, Too Cold, Just Right

Fri 29 - Sat 30 Nov at 9pm

WARNING: SCENES OF ASEXUAL NATURE. Jade cannot shake the voice in her head that something is missing and it’s getting louder... A work-in-progress challenging representations of our romantic and sexual connections.

St James and Westminster Players presents

Twelfth Night

Sun 1 - Mon 2 Dec at 7pm

Twelfth Night is a fast-paced romantic comedy with several interwoven plots of romance, mistaken identities and practical jokes.

Comedy

Hire

Nathan Charles presents

When the Fun Stops, Try Again?

Tue 3 - Fri 6 Dec at 9pm

An interactive and audience-led show about gambling addiction. ‘There’s a one in fifty-one chance you’ll win £500. There’s also a one in fifty-one chance you’ll end the show immediately. '

Live Art

Technology

Image: Joe Magowan, Poster: Laura Whitehouse

Max Percy + Friends presents

Baklâ

Tue 3 - Fri 6 Dec at 7.15pm

Baklâ, noun. Language: Tagalog. Definitions: 1) homosexual; 2) unable to reproduce; 3) F****t. After tearing up the Edinburgh Fringe and a national tour, ★★★★★ Baklâ returns to London.

Sh!t Theatre presents

Sing-A-Long-A Muppet Christmas Carol

10, 11, 19, 20, 21 Dec at 7pm

Join ‘anarchic performance legends’ (Time Out) Sh!t Theatre & friends this December for this cult Christmas miracle. Perfect for office parties, romantic dates and literally anything else.

Edy Hurst presents

Edy Hurst’s Wonderfull Discoverie of Witches in the Countie of Himself

Thu 12 - Fri 13 Dec at 9pm

Hark! Grab your broomsticks and join Edy Hurst on a spirit journey following remarkable revelations about his relations, combining The Lancashire Witches, Neurodivergence and the Venga Boys.

Comedy

Music/Musical

Sh!t Theatre presents

Sh!t Actually

12, 13, 14, 17, 18 Dec at 7pm

WE ARE YOUR NEW TRADITION. WE ARE YOUR WEIRD FAMILY. A two-woman 100% faithful, word-by-word (not really) remake of the Christmas film we all hate to love: ‘Love Actually’.

Iona Bremner Productions and Sláinte! Theatre presents

DESPERATE WEE GAY BOY

Sat 14 Dec at 9pm

‘DESPERATE WEE GAY BOY’ started as a vent, an agitation towards the London dating scene and then more specifically gay dating and hookup culture.

Queer

Solo Performance

Work In Progress

Pascol - Vocal Performance

Sun 15 Dec at 7pm

Pascol's debut in London: a vocal performance where five voices transform stories of the audience into improvised soundscapes, creating an intimate musical reflection of shared emotions and memories.