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Just The Two Of Us

Wed 29 - Fri 31 October at 9pm

The Production Garden presents

Parody of The Rings

Fri 25 Jul at 7pm

Tickets £12-£10 (+Booking Fee)

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At a local cinema, ushers lose all Lord of the Rings DVDs and must recreate the trilogy live using only the soundtracks—expect chaos, comedy, and cluelessness in this absurd adventure.

At the local cinema, all hell breaks loose when the ushers misplace the DVDs of The Lord of the Rings trilogy – every single copy! With only the soundtracks left in hand, the team of hapless ushers must somehow create an entire three-film saga in front of a live audience. Get ready for an uproarious show of comedy, chaos, and utter nonsense, as they attempt to recreate the epic tale of hobbits, elves, and orcs – without any visuals, any planning, or any clue what they're doing.