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  • F*ck You!

    Sun 17 - Mon 18 Aug at 9pm
    Tickets £10
    F*ck You! The revenge story where Two can play at that game!

    Borrowed time... A feeling most of us have experienced when a relationship is coming to an end, right? The feeling that things will never quite be what they were and you are just waiting for someone to pull the trigger. But what happens when two people are holding the gun and no one fires?

    Jess and Mia have been dating for almost a year but their relationship has begun to turn sour. This rollercoaster of toxicity hits full speed when lust and revenge are thrown onto the tracks by the pairs' wandering eyes. Both of them know this can't last forever, and both have made mistakes, but you get to decide who's the real villain.

    'F*ck You!' explores a toxic, dysfunctional relationship which revolves around Mia and Jess' day to day life as things go from bad to worse. The love they once felt for each other is replaced by a passive aggressive atmosphere and ongoing conflict. Witness their relationship's last few precious moments be snatched away as they rapidly lose love, interest and care for each other.

    Bradford and Hunnam Studios (BH STUDIOS) have created a naturalistic theatrical short play which fuses elements of dark comedy to juggle some sensitive topics regarding dysfunctional relationships, drug abuse and manipulation. The journey of this performance began last year and has bloomed over the past 18 months into this hour-long show. The piece is inspired by the show and television series 'Fleabag' by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, the British television series 'Skins' written by Bryan Elsley and Jamie Brittain , British television sitcom and play 'Chewing Gum' by Michaela Coel. BH STUDIOS was also inspired by the following plays: 'That Face' by Polly Stenham, 'Lungs' by Duncan Macmillan and 'After The End' by Dennis Kelly.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeMentions of Drug Abuse, Domestic Violence, Swearing, Mentions of Sexual Activity and Implied Nudity;18+

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