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    Spring Season 2024

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    Get 25% off tickets if you book two or more shows in one go.

    That means you can get tickets for as little as £6. Not bad, right?

    From Britney Spears' privacy and the battlefields of France to critically-acclaimed "complete carnage" and family histories, this season kind of has it all.

    Photo of two people in a kebab shop They have various Elizabethan props and costumes: A crown, a ruff, a cup. They're looking straight at camera somewhat defiantly One of them is holding an Oxford English Dictionary
    REALFAKE presents

    English Kings Killing Foreigners

    Tue 23 April - Sat 11 May at 7pm
    A tell-all dark comedy that peels back the skin of English cultural identity to reveal the steaming battlefields that lies beneath. Would you die for your country? "Astutely silly" ★★★★★ (Reviews Hub)
    A kneeling white woman with brown hair holds a burning copy of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5). She wears a blue-green dress and and wears a wreath on her head.

    That's Not My Name

    Sun 28 Apr at 6pm
    Returning to Camden People's Theatre after selling out in 2023, That's Not My Name is 75 minutes of ‘complete carnage’ in the form of stand-up, sketch and musical comedy speaking to the insanity of Psychiatry, labels and our mental health system. ★★★★★
    Gabriele and Joey in suits in front of a red drape. Gabriele looks at Joey through black and white opera glasses, while Joey looks at the camera and purses his lips in disapproval.
    Undone Theatre presents

    So That You May Go Beyond The Sea

    Thu 2 - Sat 4 May at 9pm
    Meet real-life partners Joey and Gabs. This is a show about the show they never made. The true story of how a 1904 opera caused the breakdown of their relationship.
    Hand holding hot dog, both covered in a lot of blood.
    Gash Theatre presents

    Shelley

    Fri 10 - Sat 11 May at 9pm
    A multimedia theatre experience about Shelley Duvall, gore, girls, and glitter. Duvall’s “inconvenient” emotionality sets us veering between burlesque routines, buckets o’ blood, & the terror/joy of becoming the blob.
    1. Shuyan tells the story of 'The Mudman' through shadow puppetry with muds 2. Shuyan opens an umbrella and confetti falls around her

    ELSEWHERE 在别处

    Tue 14 - Wed 15 May at 7.15pm
    Shuyan is your typical Chinese student– smart, hardworking, filial but uninspired and with mountain-high expectations. With a perfect life track record, she is bound to breakthrough something beyond your imagination.
    An explosion in the back with two woman and a man in front standing with different poses in a triangle configuration, all black and white. Three lines of Chinese text blending into the background,

    Project Atom Boi

    Wed 15 - Sat 18 May at 9pm
    The award-winning Atom Boi from VAULT 2023 returns. An episodic and nostalgic dive into a secret Chinese nuclear town with live filming, meme and a nuclear explosion.
    Sierra peers and smiles with one eye from behind a stack of Spam cans.
    Sierra Sevilla presents

    For the Love of SPAM

    Thu 16 - Sat 18 May at 7.15pm
    For the Love of Spam is a one-woman comedic stand-up, puppetry, participatory, and multisensory show dedicated to two things: canned meat and colonialism.
    A woman wearing black Adidas trousers and a purple jumper and two men wearing black Adidas tracksuits sit on a blue floor facing the camera. Behind the group, CCTV cameras are positioned against a digital glitch screen wallpaper.
    Claire Gaydon presents

    Piece of Me

    Tue 21 May - Sat 1 Jun at 7pm
    Ever feel like you’re being watched? You probably are, bitch. This Britney-inspired show examines surveillance ethics and the cult of celebrity with an original soundtrack that fizzes with nostalgia.
    A white man with glasses, gesticulates while telling a story
    Liam Rees presents

    The Land That Never Was

    Tue 21 - Wed 22 May at 9pm
    In 1820 Gregor MacGregor sold a country that didn't exist. In 2024 Liam Rees can't stop lying to tourists. Part confessional storytelling, part TED Talk. Mostly bullshit.
    Two people in high viz jackets standing in front of the river and Big Ben

    Cry For Me

    Thu 23 - Sat 25 May at 9pm
    A dystopian cabaret about migrant labour, Cry For Me is a carousel of migrant lament for the living dead under capitalism.
    The Crip Monologues Poster. An abstract line drawing of an electric wheelchair user in pink, orange & purple pencil against a purple background. The drawing is made up of frantic repeating strokes, giving a sense of movement & vibrancy.
    CRIPtic Arts presents

    The Crip Monologues

    Mon 27 - Tue 28 May at 7.15pm
    From Jamie Hale, Hayleigh Morrow, Sonera Theo Angel, Emily Brenchi, and Simone Roach, The Crip Monologues explores disability, scrutiny, intimacy, and the reclamatory power of choosing to stare back.
    6 actors in a row stand tall with determination. They are wearing different and colourful clothes, each representing archetypes of British history and society. The man in the middle stands out with his arms in the air.
    Maria Who? presents

    Miss Brexit

    Wed 29 - Fri 31 May at 9pm
    Miss Brexit is an extravagant satire about migrant actors in a place that no longer welcomes them. Through live music and interactivity, this show will not leave you indifferent...