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    Sh!t Theatre are Louise Mothersole and Becca Biscuit, multi-award winning performance artists and big Muppet fans.

    To celebrate CPT’s 30th birthday in 2024, Sh!t Theatre are back with their cult Christmas classics pitted against one another: Sing-A-Long-A-Muppet Christmas Carol vs. Sh!t Actually 

    Come and start your new Christmas tradition as the best Christmas film of all time and the worst Christmas film of all time both receive the Sh!t Theatre treatment. Free goody bags. Free booze. Nudity guaranteed. 

    25% off tickets when you book both shows.

    Booking links at the bottom of this page!

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    Photography: Lizzie Coombes. Design: Kathryn Singleton.
    Sh!t Theatre presents

    Sing-A-Long-A Muppet Christmas Carol

    10, 11, 19, 20, 21 Dec at 7pm
    Join ‘anarchic performance legends’ (Time Out) Sh!t Theatre & friends this December for this cult Christmas miracle. Perfect for office parties, romantic dates and literally anything else.
    Photographer: Lizzie Coombes. Design: Kathryn Singleton.
    Sh!t Theatre presents

    Sh!t Actually

    12, 13, 14, 17, 18 Dec at 7pm
    WE ARE YOUR NEW TRADITION. WE ARE YOUR WEIRD FAMILY. A two-woman 100% faithful, word-by-word (not really) remake of the Christmas film we all hate to love: ‘Love Actually’.

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    "Companies like us genuinely would not be making theatre if it was not for the ability of CPT and its team to identify artists who are worth taking a chance on."

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