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At CPT we are committed to ensuring the best possible experience for all artists, audience members and other visitors to our space. We welcome customers and artists with disabilities and are pleased to assist you in your visit.

If you have any questions or enquiries, please do get in touch by phone at 020 7419 4841 or email at foh@cptheatre.co.uk.

Just The Two Of Us

Wed 29 - Fri 31 October at 9pm

Sh!t Theatre presents

Sing-A-Long-A Muppet Christmas Carol

10, 11, 19, 20, 21 Dec at 7pm

Tickets £8 - £15 (+ booking fee)

ARCHIVE

Join ‘anarchic performance legends’ (Time Out) Sh!t Theatre & friends this December for this cult Christmas miracle. Perfect for office parties, romantic dates and literally anything else.

The best Christmas film of all time Vs the Worst Christmas film of all time - both receive the Sh!t Theatre treatment. Free goody bags. Free booze. Nudity guaranteed.

To celebrate CPT’s 30th birthday, Sh!t Theatre are back with their cult Christmas classics pitted against one another: Sing-A-Long-A-Muppet Christmas Carol vs. Sh!t Actually (A two-woman 100% faithful, word-by-word (not really) remake of the Christmas film we all hate to love.