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At CPT we are committed to ensuring the best possible experience for all artists, audience members and other visitors to our space. We welcome customers and artists with disabilities and are pleased to assist you in your visit.

If you have any questions or enquiries, please do get in touch by phone at 020 7419 4841 or email at foh@cptheatre.co.uk.

Sing-A-Long-A Muppet Christmas Carol

10, 11, 19, 20, 21 Dec at 7pm

Matthew Neubauer presents

baby my love for you is Non-Fungible

Fri 22 Mar at 9pm

Tickets £8 + booking fees (work-in-progress)

ARCHIVE

Love. Fate. Money. Art. An amateur soothsayer. A cursed child. AI palmistry. Bad poetry. More money. Pixelated Monkeys. More Fucking Money! And the End of the Goddam World.

Get 25% off when you book more than one show across SPRINT Festival (5 - 22 March).

Two people meet at a house party. They don't know it yet but they are going to fall foolishly, selfishly, hopelessly, dangerously in love. They are going to start an NFT* empire. They're going to make shedloads of freaking money. And then they are going to lose it all.

This is docufiction history of the NFT market. It is a fatalistic examination of bubbles, things which must grow until they burst. It is about the people outside who can see it coming. And it is about the people inside who cannot.

*NFT = Non-Fungible Token