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  • Eliza Jean Scott presents

    This Offers No Solutions (WIP)

    Tues 24 Nov at 9pm
    Tickets £10 (+ booking fee)
    A surreal fracturing of IT worker Luke, who encounters a glitch he cannot rectify.

    'his offers no solutions is a piece that uses stand-up comedy, live sound and dance to follow the story of an introverted IT worker whose sense of self is shattered when he encounters a glitch that he cannot rectify. 

    It follows Luke, a repressed IT worker whose carefully ordered world begins to fracture when he realises he wants to become - no, I can't say it. 

    As Luke's reality glitches between office culture, online spaces and increasingly surreal encounters, identities slip, language breaks apart and transformation refuses to settle into something tidy. Humour collides with theatrical experimentation to create a sonically rich, shape-shifting world where voices multiply, bodies misbehave and certainty is always just out of reach.

    Drawing inspiration from Glitch Feminism, this offers no solutions playfully unpicks ideas of identity, professionalism and visibility without offering easy answers. Instead, it invites audiences into an absurd, and unexpectedly earnest exploration of what happens when the systems we're expected to fit inside stop making sense - and when becoming something else might be the only way forward.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content Notice15+

    Tickets for This Offers No Solutions (WIP)

    Tue 24 Nov, 21:00

    "The seed commission has made me feel supported, not just as an artist but also a woman of colour whose story needs to be heard."

    CPT Commissioned Artist