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    Ghost and John presents

    The Annual Pitch

    Fri 13 - Sat 14 Oct at 9pm
    Tickets £8 (work-in-progress)
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    Ghost and John present 'The Annual Pitch’, where the happily-married-gay-couple shares ways to stay together and not lose their minds. Can I just water my plants?



    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeThe performance includes scenes that depict police violence, childhood trauma, homophobic and racist language.. Age Guidance: 10+
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeFlashing lights, loud noises.

    Get 25% off when you book 2 or more Autumn shows in one go! Browse our listings to find shows with similar themes (or shows on the same night).

    Ghost and John present 'The Annual Pitch’, where the happily-married-gay-couple shares their new insights on ways to stay together and not lose our minds. 

    We are dancing with no music; we are lip-synching; we are sitting with you, watching an archive news report; we are listening to the recording of a water cannon truck approaching; we are singing songs in the wrong language; we are dancing with live feed video to see if we can jump to an alternative universe and escape from this one.

    No! We are not falling into emotions. We are just valid human beings who deserved to be loved. Funny and sad, physical and verbal, serious and comical - as ambivalent as we all are. 

    Can I just water my plants now?

    Supported by Hidden Keileon CIC

     

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    "Feeling both entertained and with a deep sadness about what has been lost."
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    "Undeniably attractive energy."
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