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    Levi Meltzer presents


    Tue 19 Mar at 9pm
    Tickets £8 + booking fee (work-in-progress)
    A very dangerous clown’s Work-In-Progress Show about very safe hands.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 55 mins
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeThe show explores themes of death, violence, danger, mental health , implied bodily fluid. These themes are explored through a clown/child-like lens. The show explores definitions of safety and by extensions discusses dangers and experiences viewers may find triggering (Death, mental health, violence).
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeStrobe Lighting, Flashing Lights, Loud Noises, Food/Drinks consumed by performers, Visual Effects (Glitter Curtains etc), Smoke/fog/haze

    Get 25% off when you book more than one show across SPRINT Festival (5 - 22 March).

    How safe can you be with the world's biggest idiot around?

    Do you wish you had a safety belt for life? Do you say your prayers every time you step out the front door? 

    Levi Meltzer (London's most dangerous new clown) seeks out to discover a cosmic bubblewrap that might just guard us from every inevitable risk. This show is SAFE.

    "Expands the realm of what is possible... Hilarious" (Theatre Travels)

    "MRI has confirmed torn meniscus... He is a travelling circus performer" (NHS)

    Performed by Levi Meltzer
    With Visuals by Sam Berlin

    "Expands the realm of what was possible... Hilarious."
    Theatre Travels [on previous show 'Deadbeat Laureate']
    "MRI has confirmed torn meniscus... He is a travelling circus performer."
    NHS [on Levi]

    Tickets for Readymades

    Tue 19 Mar, 21:00

    "Hats off to the CPT for this fine show, well researched and coming from a place of great passion... Comm­unity theatre at its most effective."

    Camden New Journal (Human Jam)