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  • Ram of God

    Sun 17 Sep at 3pm
    Tickets £8 - £12
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    Theodora van der Beek conducts this cult ceremony for one last time. Exploring themes of control, complicity & gender & sexuality’s fraught relationship with systems of power.

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    RAM WILL NOURISH YOU
    RAM WILL PUNISH YOU
    RAM WILL COME AGAIN

    Welcome to the Church of Ram, where sheep are people, people are sheeple and the apocalypse is just getting started. Part religious ceremony, part stadium rock concert, part cult AGM, this subversive sermon asks wild philosophical questions and provides long lasting and uniquely milk-based catharsis. Expect heavy metal, heavenly miracles and the unrelenting truth-fingering of the Finger of Truth. All true believers will be saved.

    Clear your mind of any questions and bring cash for the money collection. Free apocalypse party bag with every entrance.

    Supported by Arts Council England

    Content Notice
    Running Time 55 mins
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeContains adult themes, religious themes, partial nudity, simulated drug taking, the sound of vomiting, mind-control tactics, attempts to convert you to a religion, and scenes of graphic fantasy sex. 14+ age guidance.
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeStrobe Lighting, Flashing Lights, Loud Noises, Food/Drinks consumed by performers, Food/Drinks given to audience members.
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