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  • Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (sorry)

    Tue 17 - Wed 18 Dec at 9pm
    Tickets £8 - £12 (+ booking fee)
    Autobiographical theatre meets playful chaos in a heartwarming, hilariously nonchalant ride led by two best friends who just want to feel cool.

    Get 25% off when you book more than one show across our Autumn Season (Sep - Dec 2024).

    Award-winning duo Paul and Laura are back! Following the Brighton Fringe Audience Choice Award win for My Heart is a Spark, they return with a joy-filled, tongue-in-cheek romp through the perils of trying too hard to be liked. But don’t worry - if you’re meeting them for the first time, all us people pleasers have asked the same question at some point:

     

    What would you do if you stopped caring what others think?

     

    Expect autobiographical theatre, music, some structured learning about sexiness and edginess, and two inner 12-year-olds embracing carefree nonchalance. Inviting “surprise and delight” and “beautifully poignant moments,” this sell-out show, now nominated for the OffFest Theatre Festival Awards, will bring laughter, fun and the inspiration to embrace who you truly are.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 70 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeSuitable for 16+
    "People pleasers of the world unite! If that’s alright with everyone else. This is really the funniest and most touching, heart-warming, joyful, life affirming and inspiring show."
    Brighton Source
    "...face-aching laughter, surprise and delight ... vulnerability and kindness, and a tear in my eye at the end. This show made me fall in love with Paul and Laura."
    We Love Brighton
    "Brilliantly refreshing and laugh-out-loud funny. Thank you for reminding me that really good things do still exist"
    Audience Feedback
    "So clever and lovely it’s been reverberating with me ever since"
    Audience Feedback
    "Paul and Laura should be available on prescription"
    Audience Feedback
    "Uplifting, hilarious and heartwarming"
    Audience Feedback

    Tickets for Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (sorry)

    Tue 17 Dec, 21:00
    Wed 18 Dec, 21:00

    “Keep up the good work producing cutting-edge theatre for everyone in London”

    Councillor Jonathan Simpson, 29 January 2018