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  • Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (sorry)

    Tue 17 - Wed 18 Dec at 9pm
    Tickets £8 - £12 (+ booking fee)
    Paul and Laura are extremely edgy performers who are very edgy actually and don't care if you like their show (sorry).

    Get 25% off when you book more than one show across our Autumn Season (Sep - Dec 2024).

    Paul and Laura are nice, kind and funny people who make work about tiny details, joy and finding light in the smallest of places. And they are sick of that getting them nowhere. So they’re here to show how little they care in this hard-hitting show about what happens when you stop people pleasing and instead make yourself edgy, sexy and cool. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
    YES IT’S RISKY. YES IT’S DANGEROUS. IT’S WHAT WE DO (sorry).

    Content Notice
    Running Time 70 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeSuitable for 16+

    Tickets for Paul & Laura Don't Give a Sh*t (sorry)

    Tue 17 Dec, 21:00
    Wed 18 Dec, 21:00

    "Companies like us genuinely would not be making theatre if it was not for the ability of CPT and its team to identify artists who are worth taking a chance on."

    Sh!t Theatre