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  • Maria Who? presents

    Miss Brexit

    Wed 29 - Fri 31 May at 9pm
    Tickets £8 - £12 (+ booking fee)
    Miss Brexit is an extravagant satire about migrant actors in a place that no longer welcomes them. Through live music and interactivity, this show will not leave you indifferent...

    Get 25% off all tickets when you book more than one show - why not catch Piece Of Me at 7pm and make a night of it? Our bar is open between shows.

    In post-Brexit England, young European actors are no longer welcome. They have worked for decades to erase their identities in order to fit an Anglocentric industry. It's a matter of survival. Only Miss Brexit will be allowed leave to remain in the UK and pursue the Anglo-American dream.

    But what does it take to become Miss Brexit? Who will be capable of erasing their identity and talk like a Brit, think like a Brit, live like a Brit? Who will be willing to exchange their national cuisine for mashed potato? Who will willingly forget their 20+ years of existence for the promise of prosperity? In this show we meet real people with unique stories. They all deal with the consequences of Brexit affecting their lives in England and their future as performers.

    This satire explores the struggles of the post-Brexit migrant, revealing some effects of cultural assimilation for our future generations.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 95 mins
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeStrong language. Age guidance: 15+
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeSmoke/fog/haze
    "An intelligent and incredibly fun play about identity and belonging, this piece will surely trigger questions into anyone who participates in it"
    North West End
    "It is a multi-layered play about identities and discovering yourself."
    Audience feedback
    "Not what I expected, just unbelievable. Hilarious, brilliant, I loved every bit of it."
    Audience feedback

    Great theatre, lovely young team, brilliant supportive diverse programming, the only theatre I can think of that is currently supporting so many theatremakers.

    Programmed artist