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Just The Two Of Us

Wed 29 - Fri 31 October at 9pm

Tessa Parr presents

I AM JOHNNY THE BIBLICAL RAPPER

Tues 14th October at 9pm

Tickets £10 (+ booking fee)

Step into your ex, embody that shame Take to the stage babe, eat that mic!

Johnny the Biblical Rapper is a white male spoken word poet performed and written by Parr a white northern female.

Expect soft boy entitlement and absurd sexual energy generated by a deep connection to male shame.

The result is a provocative hilariously dark investigation into power dynamic, class language and ownership of the female body.

Running Time 45 minutes

Wheelchair Accessible

Assistance dogs welcome

Content Notice16+ depression, physical + sexual violence

Health NoticeLoud Noises, Visual Effects, Food/Drinks consumed by performers, Food/Drinks given to audience members

"Nobody has ever hit the nail on the head so accurately about fragile + toxic masculinity. Johnny's performance, while absurd + obscure to start, quickly became a strong, intellectual and genuinely funny study of gender stereotypes."

GAY UK Mag

"Johnny is a f*cking smart and unselfconscious unpicking of masculinity. Brilliantly executed thanks to Parrs intrinsic empathy. Often ridiculous, never unkind, always heart-burstingly endearing. "

Charley Miles, Writer

"Got books on feminism in his room now coz he says birds love that shit"

Johnnys mate Cock Tash Craig