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  • ANTS Theatre presents

    Eat Me (WIP)

    Tues 13 Oct at 7.15pm
    Tickets £10 (+ booking fee)
    The Royal Tastebuds™ will now determine your right to remain. What will you cook? The King is waiting. He’s salivating. Ready? Steady? COOK!

    Welcome to the new Home Office Visa Application System, where cooking is at the heart of finding home!
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    To apply, you need to distill your entire existence - identity, home, experiences and aspirations - into one delicious dish for the King. The Royal Tastebuds™ will then determine your right to remain in the country... What will YOU cook? 

    In a world with ever taller walls, ANTS Theatre has interviewed 13 immigrants from across the world, talking the hard talk while cooking up a feast. Over the sounds of bubbling mole and the smells of crisping scallions, we ask: when you apply to live elsewhere, will your recipes need to be adapted to be included on the menu? Will they make it into The British Cook Book? Do they need to?

    The King is waiting. Salivating.

    You have one hour.
    READY. STEADY. COOK.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content Notice(12+)
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeWeapons / Dangerous implements, Smoke/Fog/Haze, loud noises, burning incense or herbs onstage, cooking on stage
    "an absurd farce that is unlike anything one is likely to see on stage anywhere else"
    The Reviews Hub (previous work)
    "the most original piece of theatre you'll experience"
    The Upcoming (previous work)
    "Eat Me is the most humanising portrayal of immigration I have ever seen!"
    The Sonder Fund
    "A witty, moving, unique take on identity"
    Audience Member

    Tickets for Eat Me (WIP)

    Tue 13 Oct, 19:15

    “Keep up the good work producing cutting-edge theatre for everyone in London”

    Councillor Jonathan Simpson, 29 January 2018