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  • Nathaniel Jones presents

    2 BY 2

    Sat 21 March at 9pm
    Tickets £12 – £18 (+ booking fee)
    Noah’s in charge, and you’re all animals!! A Noah’s Ark character comedy about politics, polyamory, and being singled out by God as the most perfect person to ever exist.

    Surrounded by couples, Noah has a tough journey ahead of him on the ark, and must find ways to keep existential dread at bay while God floods the old evil world. Tasked with saving the animal kingdom from watery destruction in an under-equipped boat, he questions why out of everyone on the planet he has been chosen to survive. 

    2 BY 2 is a re-imagining of the Biblical myth in which Noah is an anxious and newly-single gay man, his only family three ratty dogs he has managed to sneak onto the boat – Ham, Shem and Japheth.

    Join Noah on the ark for a camp character comedy show about the first person to ever get drunk (Biblically accurate).

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 mins
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeContains reference to death and violence. 16+
    "“A brilliant addition to the queer theatre landscape”"
    Broadway World
    "“Delightfully camp”"
    Young-ish Perspective
    "“Jones is excellent”"
    The Skinny

    Tickets for 2 BY 2

    Sat 21 Mar, 21:00

    "Our children live in the most deprived ward in London and their parents cannot afford to pay for the classes and activities many more privileged children enjoy after school and at the weekends. A free-to-access youth group run by a local theatre in a professional setting is an incredible opportunity."

    Local school teacher