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  • Sh!t Theatre presents

    Sh!t Theatre’s Original Sing-A-Long-A-Muppet Christmas Carol

    Wed 16 & Sun 19 Dec
    Tickets £12 (£10 conc)
    ARCHIVE
    The cult Christmas show returns for a 2021 mini-tour because we just all really need it right now.
    Content Notice
    Content Notice16+ partial nudity, alcohol offered.
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeThis performance includes the use of smoke, loud noise & food.

    You’ve spent the last year applauding the NHS. Now it’s Michael Caine’s turn…!

    WE ARE YOUR NEW TRADITION.

    WE ARE YOUR WEIRD FAMILY.

    Sh!t Theatre's Sing-a-long-a-Muppet Christmas Carol is back! The cult Christmas show returns for a 2021 mini-tour because we just all really need it right now.

    Amazing guest performers!
    Witness laughter, redemption & singing food!
    Come support Michael Caine as he does some 'acting'!
    And, as always:
    FREE GOODY BAGS
    FREE WHISKEY
    MUPPET VIRGINS WELCOME

    Stay on Sunday for the post-show After Party - Sh!t Theatre Krappy-oke. We’re talking George. We’re talking Mariah. We’re talking at least 2 versions of Feed the World.

    "Live art legends and all-round funny people Sh!t Theatre’s enjoyably ridiculous spin on 'A Muppet Christmas Carol"
    Time Out ('Top 12 Christmas Shows' )
    "Genius"
    The Guardian
    "Side-achingly funny"
    WhatsOnStage
    "Award-winning"
    The Scotsman
    "A bit much for my personal tastes"
    Everything Theatre

    Thank you for allowing artists to take creative risks, the world needs it now more than ever.

    Programmed artist