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  • Ofthejackel presents

    Countess Dracula

    Tue 26 Nov at 9pm
    Tickets £8 + booking fee (work-in-progress)
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    From the forgotten depths something truly awful is coming. Lurking in the shadows, A parasite, A monster, A woman. Countess Dracula.
    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 mins
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeMenopause, ageing, sexism. Suitable for ages 16+
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeSmoke/fog/haze,Food/Drinks consumed by performers

    "Welcome to my house! Enter freely and of your own free will!"

    From the forgotten depths something truly awful is coming.

    Lurking in the shadows is your worst nightmare.

    A parasite,

    a monster,

    a woman.

    OftheJackel in collaboration with Joanna Holden presents

    Countess Dracula

    This is no ordinary adaptation.

    Joanna Holden is getting on. The roles are drying up and so is her skin. After too long in the shadows she’s coming to claim what is hers. One of literatures greatest monsters as you’ve never seen it before.

    Longtime collaborators Joanna Holden and OftheJackel are fusing their significant experience in physical comedy and clown (Cirque De Soleil, Clowns Without Borders... ) with Joanna’s lived experience of the menopause and society’s treatment of ageing women. From this unholy marriage will spring something truly terrifying.  A raucous retelling of Bram Stokers famous tale full of blood rage and humour.

    "Madcap Brilliance... Sheer Comedic Joy"
    Broadway Baby (on previous work)
    "Jack Kelly is superb"
    Mind The Blog (on previous work)
    The List (on previous work)
    "Excellent Cartoonish Physicality"
    Theatre Bubble (on previous work)

    Thank you for allowing artists to take creative risks, the world needs it now more than ever.

    Programmed artist