As their name suggests, Lifetime Achievement Awards come but once in a lifetime, which means Mitzi has just one shot to deliver a speech that will land her in Hollywood's Hall of Fame.
Good thing she's prepared an all-singing, all-dancing, 60-minute-long celebration of her long and storied career that definitely won't be interrupted by her saggy scrotum of an ex-husband, Larry.
Expect practical advice on breaking into the industry, behind-the scenes insights into her friendships with Hollywood's latest and greatest, and uncomfortably explicit descriptions of Larry's genetalia. Mitzi has a pearl of wisdom for everyone. Except kids. She hates kids, and her speech is definitely not child-friendly.
Come help the "endlessly creative and subversive" (FringeBiscuit) Posey Mehta get one step closer to creating the perfect character comedy about fat bodies in Hollywood, in this work-in-progress that involves far more stripping and burlesque than one would typically expect of the Oscars.
"Our children live in the most deprived ward in London and their parents cannot afford to pay for the classes and activities many more privileged children enjoy after school and at the weekends. A free-to-access youth group run by a local theatre in a professional setting is an incredible opportunity."
Local school teacher
