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  • were you in terror? did you know? did you feel the claw that cleaned you?

    Thu 20 March at 7:15pm
    Tickets £8 (+ booking fee)
    Bennie really puts the ghost in ghostwriter. She writes suicide notes for a living. A thorny solo comedy about death, jobs, and Anthony Bourdain. Sort of.

    Bennie really puts the ghost in ghostwriter. She writes suicide notes for a living. You ever been stuck in a meeting that feels like eternity? It’s soul-purging work, and her record of seeing all kinds of people through to the bitter end is less than perfect. She’s just like you - she just about tolerates her job. 

    After a difficult meeting with HR (Death), she’s assigned a challenge to prove herself a suicide copywriting superstar, and keep her place in the Office. But - it’s universally beloved chef and TV presenter. The world’s favourite uncle. An unproblematic Kitchen Confidential king - or so we think. Bennie is torn, but the Chef has unlocked a secret to the universe and can’t live to keep it. And if Bennie doesn’t see this one out, she’s going Downstairs.

    This is a love story that starts at the end; an elegy to legacy and what we left behind; a thorny comedy about suicide, celebrity, jobs, and parasocial relationships. It’s about Anthony Bourdain, but not really. I never met him. It’s about what his legacy teaches us about each other. It's about his words: ‘Take something with you, leave something good behind.’

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeThis show contains references to suicide, self harm, child sexual abuse, drug abuse and violence
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeThis show features food/drinks consumed by performers and use of cugarettes/e-cigarettes

    Tickets for were you in terror? did you know? did you feel the claw that cleaned you?

    Thu 20 Mar, 19:15

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