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  • val-POOR-giss-nakht

    Tues 16 Dec - Sat 20 Dec at 7pm and Sat 20 Dec at 3pm
    Tickets £12 - £15 (+Booking Fee)
    Theatre reviewer Phoebe and her fiancé, David, return home from a show, charged with endless opinions. Descending into the unknown, the lines between art and life become increasingly blurred.

    After seeing the brand new production of ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?’, critical theatre reviewer Phoebe and her fiancé, David, return home in a flurry. Two drinks in and charged with endless opposing opinions, they peel back the layers, pulling the show apart, driven to prove their points. With an impending review deadline looming overhead, Phoebe and David descend further into the unknown. Beneath the wine, the whiskey and effortless wit lay old truths, unspoken sentiments and the gradual withering of stalled potential. With nowhere left to turn, Phoebe and David are forced to come face to face as the lines between the play and their lives become increasingly blurred.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 70 mins
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content Noticecontains references of grief and has scenes with simulated sexual content
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeFood and Drink consumed by performers

    Tickets for val-POOR-giss-nakht

    Tue 16 Dec, 19:00
    Wed 17 Dec, 19:00
    Thu 18 Dec, 19:00
    Fri 19 Dec, 19:00
    Sat 20 Dec, 15:00
    Sat 20 Dec, 19:00

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