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  • No Tits Theatre presents

    F*ckboy

    Weds 11 March at 7:15pm
    Tickets £12 - £18 (+ booking fee)
    F*ckboy, a dark comedy exploring gender dysphoria, bodily autonomy and celebrity crushes from a trans perspective, is coming to CPT for one night only.

    Frankie is on the District Line, drunk, with a pair of scissors in their coat pocket. Meanwhile, their past self is in a club struggling to find a hair tie, their future self is in therapy insisting they’re not insane, and their imaginary self is having a passionate love affair with Andrew Garfield. As these four realities come together, Frankie learns who they are and who they want to be, and ultimately decides whether or not to put those scissors to good use. 
    F*ckboy is written and performed by Freddie Haberfellner and produced by No Tits Theatre. 

    ★★★★★ – Binge Fringe
    ★★★★ - West End Best Friend
    ★★★★ - Rev Stan
    ★★★★ - Lou Reviews

    Winner - Binge Fringe Queer Performers Award 2024
    Winner - The Stagey Place Best LGBTQ+ Production

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeSuggestion of self-harm, transphobia, queerphobia, misogyny, sexual themes, mention of sexual assault, mental illness, substance misuse (18+)

    Tickets for F*ckboy

    Wed 11 Mar, 19:15

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    Councillor Jonathan Simpson, 29 January 2018