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  • Verity Sharpe presents

    Verity Sharpe: Landlord's Wet Dream

    Thurs 5th March at 7:15pm
    Tickets £12 - £18 (+ booking fee)
    An anarchic punk gig meets protest meets stand-up hour. Landlord's Wet Dream is a hilarious deep dive into the absurdities of the UK housing crisis.

    “Charismatic and chaotic” (Binge Fringe) comedian Verity Sharpe brings her debut show to CPT. Landlord’s Wet Dream is a bold and hilarious deep dive into the realities of renting—damp walls, exploitative landlords, and the looming threat of eviction- offering a silver lining of laughter to the dark cloud that is temporary housing. Sharpe also squares up to the wider issue of profit-driven housing, wielding jaunty punk poetry, razor-sharp stand up, and anthemic original songs . Come for the comedy, stay for the biting capitalist critique. Or, come for the biting capitalist critique but be warned... you will laugh. Hard.

    “One of the most important show you’ll see all month" ★★★★1/2- The Reviews Hub (Landlord's Wet Dream WIP)

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content Notice14+
    "Excellent Emcee"
    Binge Fringe (on Verity's comedy MCing at Knickers Cabaret)
    "passion-fuelled poetry"
    The Reviews Hub (on Verity's stand-up)

    Tickets for Verity Sharpe: Landlord's Wet Dream

    Thu 05 Mar, 19:15

    "Hats off to the CPT for this fine show, well researched and coming from a place of great passion... Comm­unity theatre at its most effective."

    Camden New Journal (Human Jam)