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  • Ros Watt presents

    Trans People are Awful [Starting Blocks 26]

    Sat 28th March at 9pm
    Tickets £10 (+ booking fee)
    Transitioning’s hard, finding the right parts is harder. In a garage in North-East Scotland, a young trans guy invites you to witness his genius in hunting cis-men for body parts.

    This show is a work-in-progress performance as part of our Starting Blocks showcase.

    Armed with a camera, a vivid imagination, and an axe he bought on Facebook marketplace; Boy is explaining to you his quest to complete the perfect transition. His method, (killing cis men and stealing their body parts), may be unconventional, but it does bypass NHS waiting times.

    When a routine kill goes wrong and Boy encounters something he didn't prepare for, his meticulous plan begins to unravel. Forced to confront the reality of his actions, Boy must decide how far he is truly willing to go to become himself.

    True crime cut up with dark comedy, 'Trans People are Awful' dissects identity, morality and the effects of extreme loneliness.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeMurder, surgery, transphobia, assault, blood, body parts, slime, violence (14+)
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeWeapons / Dangerous implements & loud noises

    Tickets for Trans People are Awful [Starting Blocks 26]

    Sat 28 Mar, 21:00

    “It means so much to be working at CPT, it’s such a good opportunity to work in a professional environment at my age. I didn’t think that was ever going to happen and it means the world to me. It’s really going to help prepare me for my future and where I want to go”

    CYT participant and Camden student