If on the first day of Christmas your true love gives you a partridge in a pear tree, what do they give you every other day of the year? Indestructible thrush, clumsy coming outs and brutal break-ups. But why isn’t that part of the song?
Well, it is now.
A pawn in her own life-sized board game, Lila dishes out a smorgasbord of not-so-festive confessions at the mercy of the roll of the dice. Follow her as she laughs, lip syncs and cringes from square to square in a dizzying voyage of queer confusion and chaos.
Get your game-face on. Get ready to unlock the secrets lying within The Not-12 Days of Not-Christmas.
The dice is in your hands.
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