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  • Lila Robirosa presents

    The Not-12 Days of Not-Christmas

    Thu 17 Mar at 9pm
    Tickets £8
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    Get your game-face on. It’s time to play The Not-12 Days of Not-Christmas. Come and roll the dice on one woman’s hilarious story of queer confusion and chaos.

    “A fabulous re-invention on the concept of immersive storytelling - making the relevance of queer subjects as well as personal truths so relatable, funny and incredibly charming.” - Previous audience member

    If on the first day of Christmas your true love gives you a partridge in a pear tree, what do they give you every other day of the year? Indestructible thrush, clumsy coming outs and horrific break-ups. But why isn’t that part of the song? Well, it is now - in Lila’s board game extravaganza.

    In this one-woman show exploring female sexuality, the audience helps reveal fragments of personal stories at random and pieces them together in a disorientating smorgasbord of delectable confessions.

    So, get your game-face on. Get ready to roll the dice on this story of queer confusion and chaos. Get ready to unlock the secrets lying within The Not-12 Days of Not-Christmas.

    From the director of Thatcher-Rite at Camden People’s Theatre Sprint Festival 2020.

    This performance wouldn’t have been possible without the commission from Raze Collective and Something to Aim For. An added thank you to Drunken Chorus for their support during lockdown.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 45 minutes
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeThe company do not believe there is any content to consider, please email FOH@cptheatre.co.uk if you have any specific concerns
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeYogurt is used onstage
    "A wonderfully lighthearted exploration of queer identity, allowing us all to revel in the fears, failures and flops of navigating the world as a LGBTQ+ young person."
    Audience Review
    "LGBTQ+ themes are so often explored through the lens of oppression and struggle, it was so refreshing to be able to laugh at our own awkward selves in a way that genuinely captured the nuances of being queer"
    Audience Review

    "Welcoming, inclusive, creative and life-affirming. I have learnt a lot myself in so many ways that will seep into all parts of my life. My self-confidence has massively increased"

    Human Jam participant