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  • Speakbeast presents

    The Freemartin

    Sun 16 March at 9pm
    Tickets £8 - £12 (excluding booking fee)
    This is a show about a great British industry. It’s a show about cows, and hormones, and plenty of tractors. This is a show about transphobia. Sorry– we mean agriculture.

    Speakbeast are doing a show about agriculture. Alright? We’re really doing it. 
    From a sleazy salesman and a fast car, to escaped cows and those farmers in supermarket adverts that surely don’t really exist, we’re all going for a surreal journey through the proud history of the giant British agricultural industry. And we are not, secretly, attempting to find some explanation for the rise of transphobia in the UK. The Freemartin is not a completely fantastical, hormone-filled, totally absurd attempt by three queers to understand why the system has been designed to eradicate trans life. And it is definitely, definitely not about why everyone should be worried about a world in which bodies – trans or otherwise – are valued by their ability to produce and profit. It will also not be explored through the medium of terrible dancing, Elvis songs, and a mouse costume we shouldn’t have bought. It will, genuinely, be about agriculture. We promise.

    The Freemartin debuted at the 2024 Edinburgh Fringe, was shortlisted for the Untapped Award, and received the Binge Fringe Queer Performer's Award.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 50
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeContains strong language. Ages 14+
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeContains flashing lights + loud noises.

    Tickets for The Freemartin

    Sun 16 Mar, 21:00

    Great theatre, lovely young team, brilliant supportive diverse programming, the only theatre I can think of that is currently supporting so many theatremakers.

    Programmed artist