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  • RUM

    Wed 22 - 25 Apr at 7.15pm
    Tickets £12 - £18 (+ booking fee)
    Plasterer Danny has been up all night. Now he's got to give the speech of his life. RUM is a funny and powerful play wrestling with masculinity, mental health and addiction.

    “This plaster will outlive me. I shape these rooms but in turn they have moulded me. Hiding secrets. Weak spots made to look strong.”

    Meet Danny, plastering since he was a kid, he’s not scared of anything, he's RUM. Danny’s been up all night and now he’s rushing to finish a job before he has to give the speech of his life. RUM is a darkly humorous and powerful new play that wrestles with masculinity, mental health and addiction in the trade.

    Written and performed by Joe Mallalieu and directed by Tess Seddon, this powerful play is returning to tour the UK in 2026 following successes at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2024 (winner of Broadway Baby’s Bobby Award) and a UK Tour in 2025.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeDrug use and suicide discussed by actor in relation to events in the play / Simulated bag of cocaine used on stage with actor simulating use / Strong language spoken by actor
    "“Mallalieu's storytelling is captivating and impassioned”"
    Broadway Baby
    " “Grafting through the grief, a beautifully vulnerable, and nuanced portrayal of the psychology rooted in working-class masculinity” "
    North West End
    "“Dazzlingly authentic” "
    The Scotsman

    Tickets for RUM

    Wed 22 Apr, 19:15
    Thu 23 Apr, 19:15
    Fri 24 Apr, 19:15
    Sat 25 Apr, 15:00
    Sat 25 Apr, 19:15

    "Our children live in the most deprived ward in London and their parents cannot afford to pay for the classes and activities many more privileged children enjoy after school and at the weekends. A free-to-access youth group run by a local theatre in a professional setting is an incredible opportunity."

    Local school teacher