You’ve heard of quantum tunneling, right? The theory that if you continuously throw a crumpet at a wall it’ll eventually go through?
We are a machine. We have perfected the process. We will stop at nothing until that one crumpet, the chosen one, the Quantum Qrumpet, makes it to the other side.
From the “wholesome version of black mirror” (★★★★★ The Upcoming) that is ANTS Theatre comes our funny-yet-poignant piece based on repetition, clown and hope. Qrumpet is the pursuit of pointed pointlessness at its pointiest.
On your marks. Get set. Throw.
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