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Sing-A-Long-A Muppet Christmas Carol

10, 11, 19, 20, 21 Dec at 7pm

Lara Cosmetatos presents

QUIZ NIGHT @ VAGINUS HEMMINGWAY'S CABARET RATHOLE

Thu 10 and Fri 11 Aug at 9pm

Tickets £10

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Vaginus Hemmingway welcomes you to the Cabaret Rathole, where through song, storytelling and a passable quiz, preparations will be made for the End of the World.

Book you tickets for QUIZ NIGHT @ VAGINUS HEMMINGWAY'S CABARET RATHOLE via this link.

As the full-time alter-ego of an earnest and unassuming Waiter, Vaginus Hemmingway has his work cut out trying to find excitement and dignity in the plodding miasma of day-to-day life. With songs, dancing, tasteful mime, tasteful striptease, tasteful flashback, tasteless storytelling and more, he and his Waiter attempt to make sense of the fact that the Apocalypse appears to have interrupted their time on Earth just as it was all getting interesting. A fantastical, disturbing and entertaining world awaits you at the Cabaret Rathole, on the brink as we are of the End of Time: enjoy it while you can!