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  • Shhh Theatre presents

    Much Crazy About Nothing

    Fri 17 and Sat 18 July at 7:15pm
    Tickets £12 - £18 (+ booking fee)
    A fast-paced dark comedy about a breakup agency, emotional labour, and what happens when professional distance gives way to personal chaos.

    "I'm from the 'Happy Ending' Breakup Service Agency, HEBSA for short. Jennifer
    wants me to announce the breakup with you."

    "I just raise a finger and make many people shout and get frightened."

    An Asian woman—a breakup service agent—and a Black man—a drop-tower controller
    at an amusement park—meet by fate and crazily build a happy family, complete with... a white newborn. Two lovable idiots try hard to survive in this crazy world, never compromising their passion and joy.

    With Angelina Jolie, Snow White, Baby Shark, and the Godfather Fairy, all characters
    possessing special talents and tactics, the couple's journey descends into chaos. The play is packed with humor about things like AI, plastic surgery, and race.

    This play isn’t built on tidy logic or traditional structure. It was written scene by scene, without a prescribed destination, and it invites the audience to experience that same unpredictability.

    Don’t look for academic explanations in this surreal, wacky comedy. Just join the crazy chaos with a fresh mind and an open heart.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 mins
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeIncludes references to heartbreak, abandonment, and emotional labour. Age Guidance 16+.
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeFood and Drink consumed by performers

    Tickets for Much Crazy About Nothing

    Fri 17 Jul, 19:15
    Sat 18 Jul, 19:15

    "Our children live in the most deprived ward in London and their parents cannot afford to pay for the classes and activities many more privileged children enjoy after school and at the weekends. A free-to-access youth group run by a local theatre in a professional setting is an incredible opportunity."

    Local school teacher