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  • G&T Theatre presents


    Tue 10 Oct - Wed 11 Oct at 9pm
    Tickets £8 - £12
    A fierce, funny, and full-of-glitter gameshow that tears apart the Tory government's laughable neurotypical education policies and celebrates the fact that no two brains are the same!

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 mins
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Relaxed Performance
    Relaxed Performance
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeAudience Interaction. Show runs as a relaxed performance so no one is pressured into interaction. Age guidance: 12+
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeVisual Effects (glitter curtains etc),Food/Drinks consumed by performers,Food/Drinks given to audience members

    Get 25% off when you book more than one show! Why not check out 5-star Piece Of Work on the same night or ADHD The Musical later in October?

    If 1 in 10 people in the UK have some form of dyslexia, and 80% of students are going undiagnosed in schools, how many kids are being cheated out of a proper education?

    This juicy game-show puts our education system to the test, and asks why neurodiversity is so often branded as a weakness when it could be our biggest strength!

    Melonade is a fun, fierce and full-of-glitter show that tears apart the Tory government’s laughable neurotypical education policies and celebrates the fact that no two brains are the same.

    Expect melons, lemons and a rigged and raucous game show that exposes the academic bias of our education system, debunking myths about “soft subjects”, empowering the neurodiverse community and highlighting a need for a serious change in the way in which we educate and assess students.

    Supported by Arts Council England

    "As informative and eye-opening as it is entertaining. It is bold, it is funny and innovative. Overall, it is a five-star show"
    Voice Magazine
    "Turner is a great personality on-stage."
    The Upcoming
    "A thought-provoking and genuine show"
    Everything Theatre

    Great theatre, lovely young team, brilliant supportive diverse programming, the only theatre I can think of that is currently supporting so many theatremakers.

    Programmed artist