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  • I had a wet dream in Milton Keynes

    Mon 31 (6pm) August and Tues 1 (8pm) Sept
    Tickets PWYC from £5 (recommended price £10)
    Don’t get horny around me, I’m an empath

    A hilarious, sharp and brutally honest solo show about moving back into your childhood bedroom and watching your sex life screech to a halt. Why am I not having sex? Is it me? Is it men? Is it Milton Keynes? Come find out for yourself.

     

    Writer/Performer/Director/Associate scenographer: Cerelia Chamberlain 
    Scenographer/Director/Dramaturg: El Newell 
    Dramaturg/Director: Yannis Megalou 

    Special thanks: 

    Voiceover work done by: 
    Max Lauder 
    Milo Taylor 
    Nicolas Lamy 

    Industry mentor: 
    Julia Levai 
     

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeSexual Content Misogyny Forced Consent Rape Swearing Partial nudity Vomiting Optional, simple audience participation Milton Keynes (16+)
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeLoud noises Flashing lights Ears ringing

    Tickets for I had a wet dream in Milton Keynes

    Mon 31 Aug, 18:00
    Tue 01 Sep, 20:00

    "A great local theatre making a massive difference to the local community."

    Councillor Jonathan Simpson Camden Council