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  • ARiot Theatre presents

    Earworm

    Tues 18 - Sat 22 August at 9pm
    Tickets £10 - £15 + booking fee
    Guy's bangers-riddled mind is compulsively looking for the PERFECT breakup song.

    Guy, an alternative cabaret artist, is searching for the perfect song to cope with his dying relationship with John, a scholar of queer relationships. As separation looms large, Guy’s soundtrack-heavy brain starts compulsively looking for the perfect breakup song.

    Seeking the audience's validation, Guy’s inner monologue spills out as everything unravels during a dinner party from hell. Hosting friends for the evening, old frustrations, tensions, and unfulfilled desires all reach a boiling point.

    Think Abigail’s Party, but with a gay twist

    With sharp direct address and dry wit, this anti-rom-com explores the unquenched need for validation and the craving for thrill in modern love, particularly in queer relationships.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 75 mins
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeContains profanity, scenes of partial nudity, and a depiction of a sexual act. 16+
    " “Excellent... A smart, stripped-back drama that dives deep into the messy, contradictory heart of queer intimacy.”"
    Everything Theatre
    "“A brutally honest dissection of what it is to be gay in today’s world... Piepskovitz proves to be quite the talent.”"
    LondonTheatre1

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