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  • Closure?

    Fri 22 May at 9pm
    Tickets £12 - £18 (+ booking fee)
    Do you have questions after a breakup that were left unanswered? Well Lydia did, so she sent a questionnaire to all her ex-partners and made a show out of it.

    Do you have questions after a breakup that were left unanswered? Well Lydia did, so she sent a questionnaire to all her ex-partners and made a show out of it. Closure? is a one act comedy performance lecture, that follows Lydia De La Murrãy on her journey of self-discovery, through analysing all her past relationships... in detail. 

    Lydia is a cheesy music loving, serial dating, northern lass, who is seeking closure after a particularly dysfunctional relationship that was swarmed with controversy and drama; so naturally it needed to be made into a show. 

    Expect quirky statistics, questionable interpretive dance, and a soundtrack of early noughties bangers. Equal parts cringe, chaos, and comedy, Closure? serves up Lydia’s love life on a plate. 

    Questionnaires, revelations, and all the drama you didn’t know you needed!

    Audience reviews 
    “Totally excellent, hugely enjoyable.”
    “A meticulously crafted show by a brilliant performer.”
    “Hilarious, raw and extremely entertaining.”
    “The most creative and hilarious show I’ve seen in a long time.”
    “It was spectacular!”

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content Noticecontains some profanity and themes of a sexual nature (16+)
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeAlcohol consumed by performers onstage

    Tickets for Closure?

    Fri 22 May, 21:00

    Tobi King Bakare and this theatre deserve a shout-out for such a young, diverse audience. There is so much talk about audiences being full of over 60s and why, why can’t theatres get the crowds in to reflect society in general? Well, I’m happy to say that on a rainy Thursday evening, the theatre was completely full.

    Caiti Grove on Before I Go in CPT's Spring 2023 season London Theatre Reviews