A conclave is a spiritual gathering, wherein Cardinals are all locked up in the Vatican together to elect the next Pope from among their number. It is a time of sacred contemplation. It isn’t a war.
All the fighting has to be invisible. Obviously.
Before a conclave, each Cardinal must receive the sacrament of confession. Enter the confessional with one of these Princes of the Church: Cardinal Cvntvs, who should totally be the next spiritual leader of over a billion people! And who would never plot to take down his competitors–because Cvntvs’ Vatican is definitely not an endless repository of salacious queer drama, petty squabbles, and psychosexual, above-tepid rivalries. Nope.
This is serious shit.
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