• At CPT we are committed to ensuring the best possible experience for all artists, audience members and other visitors to our space. We welcome customers and artists with disabilities and are pleased to assist you in your visit. 

    If you have any questions or enquiries, please do get in touch by phone at 020 7419 4841 or email at foh@cptheatre.co.uk.

  • View Cart icon
  • Guy Rapacioli presents

    Beautiful Nothing

    Tue 1 - Wed 2 Oct at 7.15pm
    Tickets £8-£12 (+ booking fee)
    Sam, alone in a hotel room, is this year’s breakout box office star, a sex symbol, and a social media sensation. She’s built a pillow fort and won’t come out.​

    Get 25% off when you book more than one show across our Autumn Season (September - December 2024).

    Deep fakes. Dick pics. Disappointed parents.

    God it’s good to be a girl. Sam is a young star thrust into the public eye,
    facing scandal in the media, unrelenting contractual obligations and an
    agent who’s a complete rhymes with runt. Forced into a fake relationship
    with her co-star to promote a new film, she can barely keep track of what’s
    real. The eyes of the world are on her, but she just can’t leave her hotel
    room. The fans tell her she’s everything, so why does she feel like nothing?

    A searing analysis of Internet culture and our morbid fascination with
    celebrity, Beautiful Nothing depicts a girl at the edge of adulthood,
    prematurely reckoning with getting sexualised by the media and being both
    loved and hated by millions of strangers online. This show discusses what it
    means to come of age under scrutiny and judgement, and questions
    whether authenticity is possible in the Internet age.

    Content Notice
    Running Time 60 mins
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeOnline harassment, including deepfakes. Reference to suicide
    Health Notice
    Health NoticeLoud Noises, Food/Drinks consumed by performers
    "“Oliver’s writing offers the perfect mix of poetry and prose, comedy and tragedy, all whilst being both heart-warming and heart-breaking”"
    DST First Night [on this show]
    "“Hilarious, honest and humouring.”"
    Palatinate Stage [on this show]

    Tickets for Beautiful Nothing

    Tue 01 Oct, 19:15
    Wed 02 Oct, 19:15

    "Companies like us genuinely would not be making theatre if it was not for the ability of CPT and its team to identify artists who are worth taking a chance on."

    Sh!t Theatre