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  • ANTS Theatre presents

    Qrumpet

    Thu 21 - Sun 24 Apr at 7.15pm
    Tickets £12 (£10)
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    You’ve heard of quantum tunneling, right? The theory that if you continuously throw a crumpet at a wall it’ll eventually go through? On your marks. Get set. Throw.
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    Running Time 60 minutes
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    Content NoticeThe company do not believe there is any content to consider, please email foh@cptheatre.co.uk if you have any specific concerns
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    Health NoticeSmoke, food

    You’ve heard of quantum tunneling, right? The theory that if you continuously throw a crumpet at a wall it’ll eventually go through?

    We are a machine. We have perfected the process. We will stop at nothing until that one crumpet, the chosen one, the Quantum Qrumpet, makes it to the other side.

    From the “wholesome version of black mirror” (★★★★★ The Upcoming) that is ANTS Theatre comes our funny-yet-poignant piece based on repetition, clown and hope. Qrumpet is the pursuit of pointed pointlessness at its pointiest.

    On your marks. Get set. Throw.
     

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    Audience Review
    "A masterclass in clown"
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    The Upcoming

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    Programmed artist