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  • Pan Productions presents

    Londongrad

    Tue 29 Jul - Sat 2 Aug at 9pm
    Tickets £14
    ARCHIVE
    Number 10 navigates how to spin selling London to Putin.
    Content Notice
    Running Time 55 minutes
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Wheelchair Accessible
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Assistance dogs welcome
    Content Notice
    Content NoticeSwearing; 16+

    Power, Scandals, and the Spin-Machine —Welcome to No. 10.
    After years of scheming, backroom deals, and expertly dodging any real policy commitments, Keira Palmer has become the first female Labour Party prime minister. But the same team that helped her rise could be the ones to bring her down. Her Foreign Secretary, Will, is more interested in partying than policy, and her Director of Communications, Leela, is a millennial full of opinions but short on experience.

    Just months into office, the dysfunctional trio are blindsided by a blackmail threat from frenemy-in-chief, Vladimir Putin. Communicating exclusively in emojis, he delivers an ultimatum: sell London to him or leak the sordid details of Will’s infamous 43rd birthday party to the Murdoch-owned Daily Mail.

    As loyalties fracture and backroom deals unravel, incompetence takes centre stage. London's future is as uncertain as the whims of neurotic world leaders.

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